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Saturday, March 07, 2020
Suddenly, he realized he had seen this movie before.
"Life is not a simulation It's a real game."
'Trump says doctors keep asking how he knows so
much about the coronavirus'
Modern-Day Clark Kent Looking for a Telephone Booth
and Not Finding One
Joe Biden Sez: “I know I’m going to get a lot of
suggestions on how to respond to what I suspect will
be an
increasingly negative campaign that the Bernie
brothers
will run."
As this graphic shows, the coronavirus poses the
greatest threat to people over the age of 60, i. e.,
to all of the American presidential candidates
still standing.
From the Tommy Hilfiger Spring 2020 Collection
As Trump's new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows believes
he will be in a better position to send Obama back to
Kenya.
Cat Refusing to Understand the
Gravity of the Situation
Friday, March 06, 2020
The only thing we have to fear is unwashed hands.
And, being interpreted, the Vulcan Salute means,
"Look, I just washed my hands!"
It is not true that Silver Solution kills the coronavirus.
It is true that it
contains
microscopic
flakes of Jim
Bakker's
bullshit.
William Barr mishandled the Mueller Report the
same way Trump is mishandling the coronavirus
epidemic.
Thursday, March 05, 2020
Photomicrograph of the Coronavirus (MERS-CoV Bug)
"And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"
Will Trump Warhole Graham?
Sanders Chips Away at Biden's Likeability
Coronavirus Praises Rand Paul for Being
the Only Senator to Vote 'No' on the
Emergency $8 Billion Spending Bill
Was he among the five percent of the people who think,
or was he among the ten percent of the people
who
think they think?
Gulp!
Responding to the idea of a '2 Old White Guys' ticket,
Zippy makes his move.
Trump Begins to Hear Voices
He won't be satisfied until he
kills us all.
Wednesday, March 04, 2020
Even Eric's two front teeth were hyperbolic.
Matt Gaetz Doing His Bane Impression
“I haven’t touched my face in weeks. It’s been weeks!
I miss it.”
The Coronavirus was the least of his worries.
The Smell of 500 Million Dollars Burning
Tuesday, March 03, 2020
"You know I'm automatically attracted to the flag.
I just start kissing it. It's like a magnet.
Just kiss. I don't even wait."
"Brother Teresa, do you agree with Donald Trump when
he says if Joe Biden wins in November, the country
will be run by 'Super Left Radical Crazies'?"
Maybe it's because there are not enough 'average, modest,
medium, middling, ordinary, common' Democrats out
there these days who dig on billionaires.
Remember, with a great costume comes
great responsibility.
Monday, March 02, 2020
Alex Jones Challenges Sebastian Gorka to a
'Charity Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match'
Tweety Booted From Perch at MSNBC
The Pendejovirus doesn't kill you.
It just turns you into a Trumpnik.
COVID-19 is Jonathan Stickland's friend.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #799
Jonathan Shuttlesworth
Trump Sez: "Fox News is working hard pushing the
Radical Left, Do-Nothing Democrats."
Sanders-Biden-Warren-Bloomberg-Trump:
Five Cheers for the Depends Generation!
Mike Pence Leads Task Force to Pray Away the Coronavirus
Warm Scuzzies #909
David Lacey
Jesus Christ thinks it's pretty cool that Roger Stone has
taken
Him
as his P
ersonal Savior.
It's the Battle for Greatness!
It's the Baddest Li'l Show on Earth!
It's Extreme Midget Wrestling!
It's Trump Vs. Bloomberg 2020!
The last time Trump called someone a 'Stone Cold Loser'
it was Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London. Gail Collins
is in good company.
Sunday, March 01, 2020
Avoid Scalp Scum
It's comforting to know Alex Azar---attorney, politician,
pharmaceutical lobbyist, former drug company
executive,
and Secretary of Health and Human Services---is protecting
us from the coronavirus.
Never get this close to a Trumpnik.
MAGAhatters are now claiming voters in blue states are
getting sick with the coronavirus just to make Trump
look bad.
The Hoax Without a Cure and
You Can't Run Away
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