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Saturday, May 16, 2020
Prager Forks Around
If you make a COVID-19 mask butch enough,
Trumpniks will wear it.
First, you must speak very rapidly in a
whiny, high-pitched voice.
Remember when candidates for public office made it
crystal clear where they stood on the issues?
Rats Loot Sinking Ship Before
Abandoning It
Bigfoot's new shoes are social-distancing compliant.
"Sir, the infant who wishes to buy
super-duper missiles is back. He
wants to know if we will accept
gold bars as payment."
Friday, May 15, 2020
It Walks, It Talks, It Slithers on Its Belly
World's Worst Yoobs #213
Tara Reade
Four Mangy Musketeers
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
"When you test, you have a case.
When you test, you find something is wrong with people.
If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #160
David Stewart
Remember the tall tale about Jesus overturning
the
tables
of the moneychangers
in the Temple?
Here's what
really happened.
Muffler Diving Rivals Kentucky Derby
in
Popularity
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #196
Mitch McConnell says he was 'wrong' to claim that the
Obama Administration failed to leave a pandemic
playbook for the Trump Administration. 'Wrong'
means
"I got caught telling a bald-faced lie."
Thursday, May 14, 2020
Metaphor Mixology #18
Eric Trump Sez: "The chips are starting to crumble."
Anthony Fauci, the Longsuffering Babysitter
Insider, Insider Fly Away Home
Is calling Elon Musk 'Space Karen' a slur?
Four Out of Five Dentists Agree
Baguetting twice a day helps reduce the build-up of
bacteria that can lead to cavities and gum disease.
Trump Refuses to Wear a Mask in a Mask Factory
in the Middle of the Coronavirus Pandemic
The Unexpurgated Bible #178
Everything you learned about how Jesus
died is wrong.
Clay Lacy wants to thank taxpayers for the $27 million
in coronavirus relief money for his aviation company
which serves wealthy executives and celebrities.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #812
Joy Pullmann
Sam Brownback is the
United States
Ambassador
at Large
for International
Religious Freedom in the Trump
Administration. Here we see him reflecting on his
job and its relation to the COVID-19 epidemic.
Rhino, not RINO.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Not Tic Tac. Not
TikTok. It's
Tick-Tock!
It's not just the coronavirus epidemic that's making people
reluctant to fly these days.
Don't take Dr. Fauci's advice. Take this guy's advice.
Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen
If we should take Anthony Fauci's advice with a 'grain
of salt', we should take Rand Paul's advice with a
'cup of bleach'.
Who Wore It Better?
Junior Trump's Facial Asymmetry Reminiscent of
Two-Face
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
Trump Team Unveils New Campaign Slogan
If you drink enough hydroxychloroquine,
you will begin to see that these two quacks
are twins, separated at birth.
Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #811
Adam Fannin
Sean Hannity Says Barack Obama Has Just
Activated a Deep State Army Against Trump
Keep Them Doggies Rollin', Rawhide!
Q
: What would you get if Bugs Bunny
and Elmer Fudd mated?
A
: Elon Musk.
Milton Berle Reacts to Trump's Latest
Press Conference
Monday, May 11, 2020
Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on
America's #1 Alpha Male?
In a previous life, the ass had been on top.
Now another ass was.
During the coronavirus pandemic, Trump was taken
out twice a day for a stroll.
Jeff and Lev, Another Christian Mingle Success Story
Sock Puppet
Sunday, May 10, 2020
When asked why he wore no mask and only one glove
,
Ron DeSantis said the lone part of his body vulnerable
to the coronavirus was his left hand.
Happy Hour with Veterans Affairs Secretary
Robert Wilke
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