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Saturday, October 10, 2020
Profile in Obesity
Picasso's
Femmes à la toilette
Gives Facebook
Nudity Algorithm a Stiffy
The only difference between this wouldbe-kidnapper
of Michigan's governor and Sheriff Dar Leaf
is he wears a badge.
Things to Avoid #41
Russiagate Head Fake
"I've already seen that video. Do you
have
The Court Packe
r?
Trump Inducted Into American
Superhero Pantheon
Marc Lotter, Trump Flack, Sez:
"Chris Hayes, your job is to
report facts –
not your opinion. That's my job."
What Remains of Trump After All
the
Conspiracy Theories Are Removed
Mask Up and Vote #47
Friday, October 09, 2020
Master Beater
When he heard Trump say he is 'extremely young',
the world's oldest man said he can blow smoke up
America's ass better than Trump.
White House Pet Feeling Poorly
Warm Scuzzies #975
Dar Leaf
Some people are stupid but don't look it.
Mark Meadows looks it.
If the Nobel Peace Prize were awarded for presiding
over an epidemic which has taken the lives of over
210,000 Americans, Trump would win in a walk.
Mask Up and Vote #46
Thursday, October 08, 2020
Patient Zero
Mr. Miyagi says,
"Man who catch fly with chopstick
accomplish anything."
Facebook censors are the only thing
standing between us and Onion
Fetishism.
Remember this guy? Two years ago, this
Trumpnik was up to no good. Now he's
pleading guilty.
Piers Morgan says Pigly is losing Bigly.
"Yes, Philippe, I'm afraid that's the fly
which landed on Pence's head."
Trumpnik Snatch-and-Grabbers
Trump Describes Himself As a ‘Perfect Physical Specimen’
"After the Commission on Presidential Debates announced that
the second
presidential debate would be virtual, President
Trump
pulled out of the
event, calling it a waste of time."
Pence Giving Kamala Harris
the COVID Eye
Mask Up and Vote #45
Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies,
must've been nearby.
Wednesday, October 07, 2020
The Fly That Took Up Residence on
Mike Pence's Hair During the Debate
COVID-19 Vector-in-Chief
Allegories for Our Time #39
Republicans Come Out Swinging
"Republicans are growing increasingly
concerned about poll numbers that show
a rising Democratic wave."
Susan Collins is accusing her opponent of
“defaming
my reputation and attacking my integrity.” That's
not possible. You can't attack what doesn't
exist.
Stand Up, Sit Down, Call It a Day
Mask Up and Vote #44
Tuesday, October 06, 2020
When he writes for the
Washington Post
,
Dr. Strangelove uses 'Hugh Hewitt' as
his
nom de plume
.
Trump White House Undergoes
Radical Makeover
Stephen Miller testing positive for coronavirus
is
what Hegel called the 'Negation of the Negation'.
"I can't say for sure, Captain, but it would appear
that
Hell has frozen over."
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Thursday, November 23, 2020
Why the Second Coming Has Been Delayed
"What's new, Doctor Fauci?"
It would appear that the coronavirus has taken the whirl
out of Kayleigh McEnany's signature sausage-curl hairdo.
Will the Israelites come to his aid?
Now's the time to visit Nova Scotia. It's
60° and mostly cloudy right now.
Trump's Obtuseness Is More Infectious
Than COVID-19
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #208
Don't Cry for Me Covita
"There's no way to put a pinpoint on it,"
she said mysteriously.
Shaun Lucas is the kind of cop that gives
law enforcement a bad name.
Also, Cabelas.
Der Trumpenführer Breathes on White House Balcony
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