The Card Liz Cheney Will Receive from Many Liberals

on Valentine's Day

The Innocent Origin of Scandalgate

The average age of a Fox News viewer is about 70.

The City That Forgot to Celebrate Caturday

"The headline 'Jesus Christ Returns' was inadvertently

 published around 4:00 p.m. ET today on our website.  

We deeply regret the error.  The headline has been 

removed and we are investigating the cause."

Is Josh Mandel's sex life weirding Trump out?

Warm Scuzzies #1,129

Gregory Case and Brandon Case

Trumpism Explained

Trump Sez:  "The Democrats and RINOs are

 working feverishly together to change the very 

law that Mike Pence and his unwitting advisors

 used on January 6 to say he had no choice."

Her father sowed the wind.  She is reaping the whirlwind.

Love in the Time of the Anti-Vaxxer Dating Ap

Pence Says Truth Serum 'Safe and Effective'

'Legitimate Political Discourse'

"The federal government now says that employers added 

647,000 jobs in November, up from the 249,000 reported 

previously, and 510,000 in December, up from 199,000."

Charlie Kirk Doing His Impression of 

Charlie McCarthy Doing His Impression

of Cupid

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “The Constitution is not 

evolving.  To say that spits in the face of every 

single one of our founders.”

Stroke Queens of the Insurrection

Curb Your Enthusiasm

As Darwin might have said, “It is not the strongest theory 

that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable."

In politics, Judge Doom was a Militant Bothsider.

Sporting a pin stripe boiler suit, 

Nevada's Josiah Kenyon was

arguably one of the best-dressed

Capitol Hill Insurrectionists.

The Three Faces of Fido Friday

Warm Scuzzies #1,128

Todd Young

Memento Libum

Josh Hawley Nominated for Membership in the

He-Man Putin-Lovers Club

Kyrsten Sinema is Arizona's answer to Ross Perot's

'Giant Sucking Sound'.

Bijan C. Baine Sez:  "In 1938, blues singer Huddie 

Ledbetter [aka Lead Belly] recommended Black people

 “best stay woke, keep their eyes open.”

 

Flag Desecration #131

Inspired by Trump, the Catasaurus did the Pardon Dangle.

Warm Scuzzies #1,127

Dale Paul Melvin

Ne Plus Ultra

World's Worst Jobs #162

ISIS Leader

Virginia's Public Schools Have Been 

Marked Safe from Critical Race Theory

(Which Has Never Actually  Been Taught There)

Jack-in-the-Franklins

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #959

Bianca Gracia

Texas Republican Representative Chip Roy Falls

for Hoax That Suggested Canadian Prime Minister

Justin Trudeau Had Fled to America, Pursued by

Drive-By Truckers

Tucker the Putin-Lover Wants

All the Bacon

The Shocking Revelation That REALLY Brought

Jeff Zucker Down

Trumpnik Stands with Trump

Why is it so difficult to imagine anyone being in a 

'consensual relationship' with Jeff Zucker?

Team Announces ‘Commanders’ as New Name, 

'Commander Cody' as New Mascot

"Trump lashes out at 'RINO' Lindsey Graham over 

Jan. 6 pardons: 'He doesn't know what the hell 

he's talking about!'"

Armond White:  So Contrary Even Contrarians 

Think He's a Jerk

Tory Partay!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #958

Garrett Soldano

Is it customary for Kentucky GOPers to quote Neo-Nazis

convicted on child pornography charges?

Warm Scuzzies #1,126

Lawrence VanDyke

Heaven-Sent Marketing

Trump Sez:  "If I run and if I win, we will treat those 

people from January 6 fairly. We will treat them fairly.  

And if it requires pardons, we will give them pardons. 

Because they are being treated so unfairly."

Chad Carswell Sez:  "I was born free. I will die free. 

I’m not changing my mind.”