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Saturday, May 28, 2022
Looking Back, Looking Forward
Luciferian Cabal Rigs Georgia GOP Primary,
Kandiss Taylor Gets Only 3.4% of the Vote
Out of 30 million Texans, Greg Abbott is the Governor.
Sad.
“Every shot Marvin Daniel fired filled him with a satisfaction
he’d never before experienced.” It was better than sex.
Freedom. Passion. Precision.
Boy Jesus was a mischievous child. His first
miracle was turning Play-Doh into an AR-15.
Ted Cruz Dines at Uptown Sushi in Houston, Paid for by
the NRA, While Parents Are Grieving for Their Murdered
Children in Uvalde
Before It Can Get a Taste of You
Theodore the Hut Sez:
"This Trump-shaped organism
is my kind of scum, shameless and duplicitous."
Surely you haven't forgotten what day this is. Surely.
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
To boldly go where no man has gone before!
Gunhuggers, like the owners of Daniel Defense,
are fond of quoting Holy Scripture.
The Pride of Black Creek, Georgia
Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:
"I know this sounds idiotic,
but I'm from New Jersey. In all my studies, I didn’t know
there was an actual building that was called the 'Capitol.'
It’s embarrassing and idiotic."
Friday, May 27, 2022
As Mao Zedong might have said, "Thoughts and prayers
grow out of the barrel of a gun."
Ever wanted to learn more about the
'Psychology of Lethal Force'? Dave
Grossman is a featured presenter at
the NRA convention in Houston
this weekend.
Bumper Crop
"I was misled!" Greg Abbott is whining. Now he knows
what millions of Texans have felt like while he has been
misleading Texas as governor for the past 7.5 years.
Like Van Halen's 'Running with the Devil',
but with More In-Out
Meanwhile, in Ukraine, Hell on Earth continues.
If you are the parent of a school-age
child, this is not a hypothetical question.
When you see this sign, it's time to strap on your
body armor.
At 72, Dan Patrick's head is tough as shoe leather.
Makes you wonder why cops leave the house
and carry guns.
How Doctor Ronny Jackson (R-TX) Explains the
Uvalde Massacre:
"We stopped teaching values.
Now we're teaching wokeness. We're indoctrinating
our children with things like CRT."
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Assets for Christ, Inc. is a tax-exempt nonprofit run by
Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of Daniel Defense,
a gun manufacturer located in Black Creek, Georgia.
The irony is almost as deadly as the weapons they
manufacture.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #209
Marvin Daniel, Donald Trump, Jr., and Cindy Daniel
If you don't have a semi-automatic battle rifle with
your name on it, you're obviously second-rate.
Last year, Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of Daniel Defense,
donated $100,000 to GOP causes. The gun lobby is
Lighter, Stronger, Better.
Texas Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick Cancels Personal
Appearance
at NRA Convention in Houston, Will Send
His Avatar Instead
Brain Freeze #1
Trump Sez: "And you know, you have to protect,
you
have to protect your Second Amendment. You have to
give that Second Amendment great protection, because
without it, we would be a very dangerous country frankly."
On Fido Friday, Elon Musk's self-walking dog
crossed the road.
The Mouth That Roars and Roars and Roars
The list is 205 pages long.
When there's an ammo shortage, who do you call?
BULLETHEAD!
For a Bullet Head like Ted Cruz, there's never enough ammo.
Well, whaddya know! The Governor of Texas has at least
one decent bone in his body.
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Party-Gate!
Uvalde's Republican Mayor Don McLaughlin is not
fond of Democrat Beto O'Rourke. You should hear
the major when he gets really wound up.
"To hell with you!" says Uvalde Mayor Don McLaughlin.
Warm Scuzzies #1,180
Don McLaughlin
The Unexpurgated Bible #185
Beto in a Den Full of Kluxers
This is Mark Sherwood. He's a Republican running for
Governor of Oklahoma. He believes that life begins
'before conception'. It begins in God, thus spermatozoa
are on
a mission from God.
What if the Good Guys with Guns just stand around
with their thumbs up their butts?
Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez: “Civil war, not that I want that,
but I think it is the simplest solution, the most likely outcome
and the best shot at a clean bill of health for our society."
Dan Patrick Has an Idea
"Six mass shootings have occurred in Texas during Governor
Greg
Abbott’s 7½ years in office. He has offered prayers
and condemned each." They also make him sad.
So Much for the Good-Guy-with-a-Gun Theory of
Neutralizing the Bad-Guy-with-a-Gun
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