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Saturday, July 09, 2022
Mama Ghastly
The Day He Realized He Wasn't Even-Handed
You can always tell when Ronny Jackson has
fallen off the wagon.
Elon Muskmelonhead Dodges Questions About Failed
Twitter Deal, Focuses Instead on Colonizing
Mars as
'Civilization Life Insurance'
The One Thing the Queen and Boris Johnson Have in Common
Is a Love of Meat Hats
Warm Scuzzies #1,208
Gary Volesky
Warm Scuzzies #1,207
Tyler Ethridge
Lon Chaney Sephora Collection Sampler
$150
It was Caturday, time for another experiment with the
mouse magnet.
On January 6, was Mark Meadows "either completely
incompetent at the job or was he having a nervous
breakdown?”
Mick Mulvaney wants to know.
Trump Sez:
“We got drug use down 18% in the White
House
with an effort headed up our great first lady.
She worked very hard on that.”
Friday, July 08, 2022
Pull Out, Elon! Pull Out Before It's
Everlastingly Too Late!
The Great Musk/Twitter War of 2022
Think of Trump's latest grift as Antiques Roadshow for Suckers.
Understudies for Grant Wood's
American Gothic
Wondering When They'll Get Their Very Own
Podcast
Never get this close to Boris Johnson, unless you want to
be the mother of his eighth child.
On Fido Friday, Dogbert enjoyed cracking the
whip, making Scott Adams regret fathering him.
The 'Pedophile Detector' was obviously a prop. What
Roy Moore needed was a 'Comedy Detector'.
Sergey Lavrov's Departure from G20 Summit
Accompanied by
'Stomp!' by The Brothers Johnson
Trump mouthpiece Jenna Ellis calls Simone Biles, who
has won four Olympic gold medals, a
'loser'. Why? Because
Biles just received the Presidential Medal of Freedom and
she didn't.
Back Door Man
Yes, America, would-be Acting Attorney General Jeffrey
Clark puts his boxer shorts on one leg at a time, just
like everybody else.
Thursday, July 07, 2022
If the Twitter deal falls through, Musk can always
father another child or two.
Out of one side of her mouth, Republican Congresswoman
Beth Van Dyne voted against the bill containing 'important
funding' for DFW Airport. Out of the other side, she is
'thrilled to receive this important funding'.
With the departure of Trump and Johnson from public
office, that's two clowns down and one (i. e., Putin)
to go.
Rick Santorum Reduced to Panhandling to Pay Off
$1 Million in Decade-Old Presidential Campaign Debt
Robert Eugene Crimo, Jr., father of Robert Eugene
Crimo III, is as unfeeling as his son.
Did we need the January 6 Committee testimony
to be
reminded that an angry Trump
frequently threw
food and plates?
Did you know the subpoena issued to Lindsey Graham
"would erode the constitutional balance of power and
the ability of a Member of Congress to do their job”?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,009
Esther Byrd
Do we need to repent and, if so,
how many times?
Megan McArdle Sez: "I’ve now been surviving troll brigades
for 20 years — since before social media, even."
BoJo Exits to the Sound of the Benny Hill Theme Song
Calling All Taxidermists
Have Sperm, Will Travel
Boris Johnson Sez: “The herd instinct is powerful
and when the herd moves,
it moves.”
Remember the Great TP Panic of 2020?
Lawyer for Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Robert Morss
Sounds More Seditious Than His Client
Lucky Ducky Michigander Adds 'Insurrectionist' to
His R
ésumé
No Mo BoJo!
Wednesday, July 06, 2022
World's Richest Sperm Donor Now the Father of
Nine Children by Four Wives
Tucker Carlson Sez: “They're numbed by the endless
psychotropic drugs that are handed out at every
school
in the country by crackpots posing as counselors."
Tucker Carlson Vs. Reefer Madness
David 'Bad Santa' Riddell Arrested for Wearing Out
His Welcome and Convoying Out of Season
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,008
Jerone Davison
China’s Internet Censorship Regime Could Soon Include
Mind-Reading Anti-Porn Helmets
“DeSantis has always loved embarrassing and humiliating
people. He was the biggest dick we knew.”
World's Worst Yoobs #235
Peggy Nienaber
It's National Fried Chicken Day!
Be Absolutely Furious
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