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Saturday, July 16, 2022
Sidney Powell's a Pepper, You Can Be a Pepper, Too
World's Worst Yobs #450
Jonathan Mitchell
Warm Scuzzies #1,213
Mike Roman
The NRA Children's Museum---a convoy of 52 yellow school
buses
filled with 4,368 empty seats to represent the children
killed by
gun violence since 2020---visits Ted Cruz's home.
He was
reading
Green Eggs and Ham
to his pet mole rat
at the time.
With the aid of the James Webb Space Telescope,
we can see what the Carina Nebula looked like 7,600
years ago. That's Earth years, of course. Measured
in Saturnian years, it's only 91.8 years ago.
Does Joe Manchin give a damn that climate change
is
destroying our human environment? Hell no! He's from
West Virginia, where the environment was destroyed by the
oil,
gas, and coal mining industries long ago.
Jonathan Lemire Sez: "Steve Bannon claimed he was taken
aback
at the ease with which Trump would lie, or order
others
to do so."
The Sand Religion Protocol
Elon Musk's Dad Gets Existential
Jordan Peterson is just one of the modes of being a grifter.
There are many others.
Cody Mattice and James Mault are going to prison for
3.5 years because of Donald J. Trump's coup attempt.
It's enough to make a grown man cry.
Friday, July 15, 2022
Often Confused with, but Only Tangentially Related to,
the Loveland Frogmen
Warm Scuzzies #1,212
Todd Rokita
Is your outrage device running low? If so,
just plug
it in to this portable Outrage Charger. You'll never
run out of outrage again!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,010
Brad Tschida
Researchers debunk the old idea that Woody Woodpecker
had a natural shock absorber in his skull to protect his brain.
Catherine Glenn Foster Sez:
“If a 10-year-old became
pregnant
as a result of rape and it was threatening her life,
then that’s not an abortion.”
Imagine how January 6 might have turned out if Trump's
limo had been a self-driving Tesla.
"I'm walkin', yes indeed
And I'm talkin' about you and me
I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me, yeah."
World's Worst Jobs #163
Joe Manchin Reporter
Yes, Virginia, Jim Jordan is a Fido Friday denialist.
Manchin Subvariant BA.5
Something odd was happening and he dare not fall asleep.
Pixels Gone Wild! Better Than a
Late-Night Infomercial!
"Of course you don't get any bloody wafers with it!"
If you ever have anything to do with him,
Trump will always get you in the end.
If you have trouble telling them apart, just
remember Bob Woodward wears glasses and
Pruneface didn't.
Secret Service Moves to Undisclosed Location,
Changes Name to 'Cover-Up Service'
Thursday, July 14, 2022
Spawn of Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly
So far, he had determined the experiment had a
beginning and an end.
In the olden days, you had to go to a circus sideshow
to see a freak like Forgiato Blow. Now all you have
to do is have a Twitter account.
Flying Saucers Are In the House!
Now with 33% Less Shooters Grill!
Has Elon Musk screwed himself, or is it all
just a metaphor?
Before God created Eve, was Adam nonbinary?
Egg A La Festering Gob
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Trump Adviser Pressing Him to Announce
2024 Campaign Before Midterm Election
Jonathan Turley After His Skeptical Article in the
New York Post
About the 10-Year-Old Rape Victim
Was Torpedoed by the Truth
Trump Could Announce 2024 Bid as Early as September
Jim Jordan Surreptitiously Deletes Tweet Calling
Bastille Day
'Another Lie'
Biden Defends Visit to Saudi Arabia and
Other Undesirable Things
Just as there are Quack Doctors,
there are Quack Lawyers.
Average Rent in Manhattan Jumps to Record $5,000
a
Month;
City Mouse Moving to the Country
He-Man Womanators Club
Thank God, Rootie Kazootie is not becoming
more 'elite', like all those snooty libtards and
moonbats.
Lindsey Graham Argues Constitution Grants Him
'Absolute Immunity'
Just as Let's Go Brandon! = Fuck Joe Biden!,
Let's Go Pikachu! = Fuck Joe Manchin!
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Warm Scuzzies #1,211
Dave Yost
Mark Meadows and Rudy Giuliani Re-Enacting
The Green Mile
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