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Saturday, August 06, 2022
Don't say, "I woke up." Say, "I awakened."
Natural Born Shillers
Even in Hell, Israel continued to bomb Gaza.
If you're a Trumpnik, this looks like Marjorie Taylor
Greene on her knees praying for Brandon Straka.
If you're not, it looks she's about to give him a
blow job.
CPAC Diorama in Dallas Shows Tearful January 6
Insurrectionist Behind Bars; Meaning of Exhibit
Ambiguous and More Than a Little Bit Weird
In
The Guiding Light
, a fictional minister (Donald Trump)
gives solace to one of his parishioners (Kari Lake).
Facing legal judgments against him totaling nearly
$50 million, Alex Jones has a moment of sudden
comprehension---or at least his face does.
Matt Schlapp in and Out of Character
"Tell me it's not already Caturday again!"
Ted Cruz Makes Sissy Fists
Roger Waters of Pinko Floyd
Is a Comsymp
Friday, August 05, 2022
Make sure everyone knows where you stand by proudly
wearing this hat.
Alex Jones Being Financially Grown to Dust by
Winning the Lottery in Reverse
Some believe J. Michael Davisson (R-IN)
was a stunt double for Space Ghost.
Mike Lindell Sez:
“Over 54 countries have now been
taken by the machines or are getting taken by the
machines. And you never get to go back.”
It seems to be made of 'A VERY HARD PLASTIC,
AN
ALLOY
OF VARIOUS METALS, OR
A
BLEND
OF
YEAST, MILK, FLOUR, BUTTER,
SUGAR, SALT,
AND EGGS'.
On Fido Friday, the jaded watchdog was not watching.
REVEALED! What's in Kyrsten Sinema's Purse
"Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do
And I'm going to do what you tell me to."
Warm Scuzzies #1,220
Joseph Cuffari
Alex Jones is a bust.
Mick Mulvaney Sez:
"It is better for me not to do TV,
and keep my mouth shut, than to do TV and say we
have a chance when the people in the know know that
we do not.”
Thursday, August 04, 2022
Where Fake Electors Come From
World's Worst Yoobs #236
Rachel Bovard
Trumpnik Jesus's Sermon on the Mount
If you eat oatmeal every day, this is what happens.
It's only 128 days until you can join the New York Young
Republican Club's 110th Annual Gala, featuring
Jack Posobiec and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Put on your
dancing shoes!
Tucker and Trump,
Plugged and Unplugged
Remember Ari Fleischer? No?
Good!
Infinite Einstein
Hawley Bashing More Fun Than a MyPillow Fight
Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass
was in a sling.
Cracker Barrel's Impossible Sausage Comes from
Impossible Pigs
Biden was blamed for rising gas prices, so shouldn't
he now be blamed for falling gas prices?
Wednesday, August 03, 2022
The Real Reason Josh Hawley Was the Only Senator
to Vote Against Finland and Sweden Joining NATO
Snooty Cat Claims Suitor Is After Her
Non-Fungible Tokens
Losing Loser Loses But Concedeth Not
Sphynx Cat Having a Kyrsten Sinema Flashback
Just After Ayman al-Zawahiri Was Told:
'GET SNUFFED!'
Aging Chrome-Dome Podcaster Aspires to Be
'Influential Thought Leader'
Gun-Brandishing Mark McCloskey Trounced in Missouri
GOP Senate Primary, Gets Only 3% of the Vote
Has the Arizona Republican Party been taken over
by
Trumpnik nutjobs? Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
Like Jason Voorhees, Eric Greitens may be down now,
but there always seems to be another sequel.
Tuesday, August 02, 2022
Dank Memes #24
'Stop with the ‘Little Miss’ Memes Already, for the Love of God!'
Secret Service agents home school their
Labrador Deleters.
Oxymorons for Our Time #213
Truthful Hyperbole
Most people don't know that Michael Gerson is a
charter member of Concern Trolls '
Я' Us.
At 82, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross looks old
for his age.
Trump Doing Difficult 'Double Eric Endorsement
Maneuver' in Missouri
Warm Scuzzies #1,219
William Stephon Kit
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