Jack 'Legs' Diamond

Louis 'Legs' XIV

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #552

Andrew Brenner

KEEP CALM

AND

BUY SARAH PALIN'S BUS FOR 

$279,000

Little Known Fact #51

Kronsteen, one of the villains in From Russia with Love,

Dr. Douglas Jackson, a psychiatrist in UFO, and Vladimir

Putin, the President of Russia, are all characters played

by the versatile Polish actor, Vladek Sheybal.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #551

James David Manning

'Pygmy Tyrannosaurus Discovered in Alaska'

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #45

Brandon Ambrosino

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #146

Truth Revolt

'Ambiguously Hispanic' Dave Feliciano Tired of 

'Ambiguously Gay' Lindsey Graham

Harry Reid Sez:  "I'm not afraid of

the Koch Brothers!"

Greedheads Galore #36

Bruce Rauner

Two-Minute Haters #38

Austin Ruse

Paul Ryan wants you to know he is not poor because (1) he  

was not born lazy, (2) he does not have a culture problem, 

and (3) he is  not from the inner city.  Paul Ryan does not 

want you to know he is not poor because he has a college 

education paid for with Social Security survivors benefits.

"Mein Herr, Ben Carson says America is 'very much like

Nazi Germany'."

"Jawohl, Il Duce, he's such a dummkopf!"

While it may or may not be true that Abraham Lincoln 

would refuse to appear on Between Two Ferns, there

is no doubt that Honest Abe would never have shaken

hands with Adam Savader.

Smiler Grogan

Smiler McConnell

At luxury gun ranges, shooters can now take aim at

live targets.

Bedbugs Take the Next Step in Hospitality 

Industry Advertising

The Emperor's New Clothes

"Uh, you know what, Zach? I have to say, when I heard that, 

like people are still watching Fernwood 2 Night, I was actually 

pretty surprised."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #149

Did the CIA spy on the Senate Intelligence Committee? 

Did the Senate Intelligence Committee spy on the CIA? 

Or did the NSA spy on them both as they were spying on 

each other?

Scientists are now saying that the sponge is the ancestor 

of all animals. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

Steve Stockman Sez:  "Hey, this bathtub

gin ain't half bad!"

[CPAC drove him to drink.]

When he turned 72 on March 14, 1951, Albert 

Einstein celebrated Fearguth's 72nd birthday 

on March 10, 2014. This was made possible 

by what Kurt Vonnegut in 1959 called a

'Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum'.

“You see our movement at its core is an intellectual 

movement.  We are based on the greatest ideas ever 

conceived in the mind of man." 

As George Orwell might have said, "At 50, Sarah Palin has 

the face she deserves."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #148

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #94

David Got His Gun

Vladimir Putin Riding Bear Back En Route to Wrestling

Match with Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin

"I never drink . . . wine."

Court Says 'Upsuit' Photos at CPAC Are Legal

Rand Paul Wins CPAC Straw Pole

for Second Year in a Row