Anti-Government Protesters Deploy Air-Cooled 

.50-Caliber Slingshot

Chinese Ship Hunting for Missing Malaysia Jet Detects 'Ping', 

Still Searching for 'Pong'

This is Pootie-Poot, by George!

Congressman James Moran (D-VA) says he can't live

'decently' on $174,000 a year.  So, the next time you pay

 him a visit in his Washington office, don't forget to hit

 the tip jar on your way out.

At 64 and 6'4", Bill O'Reilly says he would

like to 'beat up' Bill de Blasio, who is 52

and 6'5".  Bring it on, Bill, and don't forget

your loofah!

Pat Buchanan is excited by the prospect of a new Cold War, 

but this time, he and God are apparently on the side of 

the Russians.

"Begone, ye clodhoppers! Not just anybody gets to suck 

my Koch!"

Mole Rat Deploys 'Dick Cheney Defense' 

in Ugly Rodent Trial

Mascot of the Bobby Jindal/Jeb Bush Rebranding Project,

NewRepublican.org

State Senator Elbert Guillory (R-LA) wants you to know

that 'cockfighting' (which he doesn't favor) is not the same

thing as 'chicken boxing' (which he does).

Matt Bevin Featured Speaker at Cockfighting States of

America Rally

"Mr. Secretary, Iraqi blood is dripping on your tie."

He wanted to exercise his freedom of speech by

disagreeing with the Supreme Court, but

every time he opened his mouth, nothing

but money came out.

Marion Anthony 'Fat Tony' D'Amico

Antonin Gregory 'Fat Tony' Scalia

Where Ft. Hood's Mass Murderers Go to Shop

How could Robert H. Richards IV

not "fare well" in prison?  His face

alone debunks that claim.

World's Worst Yobs #301

Bryan Preston

Director of National Intelligence Indicates Size of 'Back Door' 

the NSA Uses to Spy on Americans

Koch Industries Buys Naming Rights for

United States Supreme Court

Supreme Court Strikes Cap on Political Donations, 

Sheldon Adelson Buys Entire Republican Party

"A bird in the hand is worth three Bushes!"

New Research Reveals What to Wear 

to Avoid Biting Flies

"No, I don't have an alternative to Obamacare, but I do 

have a tattoo of a famous smoker on my upper arm."

Local Father Exhibits Latest in

'Human Shield' Body Armor

The Unexpurgated Bible #97

"Let all crowd surfing be done decently and in order."

"Which one is ours, Daddy?"

The Unexpurgated Bible #96

And then Jesus said, "In my Father's house are

 many $2.2 million mansions: if it were not so, 

I would have told Archbishop Wilton Gregory."

'Ryan Sees Balanced Budget in 10 Years'

'FBI Wants to Know If Robots Are Trading Illegally'

The Cirque de Soleil performer was stunned to learn that the 

CIA had misled the government and the American public 

on the severity of many of its interrogation techniques.

"Here at bildungblog, it's always April Fool's Day!"

Warm Scuzzies #456

Gorden Eden

World's Worst Yobs #300

Frank Camp

"I'm Stephen Peter Rosen, the Beton Michael Kaneb 

Professor of National Security and Military Affairs 

at Harvard University, and I say, 'War is peace and 

peace is war'."

If the end of the world were to depend 

on the completion of Bob Somerby's final 

line-by-line refutation of the latest article 

from the New York Times, we would be 

stuck here for the duration. But, thankfully,

 it doesn't and we aren't.

"OK, Socrates, define 'grumpy', if you're so goddam smart!"

"Yes, I agree the 'Argument Room' may not be the best place

to be at the moment, so you may want to consider the  

'Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive Room' next."

Disguised as 'The Tunneler', Barack Obama attacks the guy 

who created the 'Top 10 Best Cat Videos of All Time' list.

Sign of the Times #52

Contrary to Sartre, there will always be an exit.

"So, the Pope walks into a bar.  Now, please stop me if 

you've heard this joke before, OK?"

Pastor Kevin Swanson believes Frozen turns kids into

gay witches 

and Noah turns them into boatbuilders.

Before NASA Invented the Maximum Absorbency

Garment System for Astronauts

Flag Desecration #76

 "First of all, I'm not a 'little piggy', and second of all, 

I did not go to the 'market'!"

Chris Christie Meets Privately with Sheldon Adelson to Kiss 

His Ring in the Casino Mogul’s Office in The Venetian

"The iPhone 6 is coming in September with a 

screen size larger than the current 4 inches."