Friend of Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore Checking to 

See If the Words Chris Hayes Tried to Put in Her Mouth

 Had Fallen Into Her Brassiere

Warm Scuzzies #459

Steve Settingsgaard

If a 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers 

and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more, 

try to imagine what a 30-inch hole could do!

Why There's an Easter Bunny But No Easter Bear

"Funny you should ask.  The Devil made me do it!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #562

Carl Kerby

When Carrying a Chip on Your Shoulder 

Is Simply Not Enough

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)

feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 

this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-

elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.

Warm Scuzzies #458

Douglas Phillips

Glenn Spencer is a sue-er full of anti-Mexican-American hatred.

Reminiscent of Cody Jarrett in White Heat, Rand Paul snarled, 

"Come and get me, GOPers!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #561

Richard Mack

How much better the world would be today if Donald 

Rumsfeld had known how to figure his income taxes

 and had not known how to invade Iraq.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #35

Dan Clevenger

Little Known Fact #52

'Castro Brothers Looking for Higher Office'

On Monday a state district judge named 12 jurors and two 

alternates to consider possible criminal charges against Texas 

Governor Rick Perry for 'lewd and lascivious finger-sniffing'.

The Unexpurgated Bible #98

"The sun shall be turned into darkness, the moon into blood, 

and seagulls into narcissists before the great and the terrible 

day of the LORD comes."

Fully-Erect Louisiana State Capitol Upholds

Unconstitutional Sodomy Ban

Have you ever heard of the Ishkitini? The fabled Ishkitini is

 a 'skinwalker', a being that can transform from its human 

form into a wolf, coyote, bear, or the Governor of Oklahoma. 

Asked if she might launch a 2016 bid for the Republican 

presidential nomination, Representative Marsha Black-

burn (R-TN) answered,  "Not at all. No. No. That idea is 

too absurd even for me."

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #148

The Pray in Jesus Name Project

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #560

Allison Michelle Ernst

Atavism Tuesday

'Shoe Truthers' have exposed a vast conspiracy between 

Hillary Clinton and Muntadhar al-Zeidi (disguised as a 

shoe-throwing woman) to make her look as presidential 

as George W. Bush.

American Schutzstaffel #33

Zumwalt DDG 1000, the First Zumwalt Class

Multi-Billion-Dollar Destroyer

Old Men with Guns #18

Frazier Glenn Cross, Jr.

Warm Scuzzies #457

Cliven Bundy