Noah Blamed for Ark of Instability in the 

Middle East

"What's Erick Erickson laughing about now?"

"He's going to Heaven and you're going to Hell."

"That's fine with me.  I'd rather go to Hell than

be in Heaven with Erick."

"Yeah, that would be worse than Hell, wouldn't it?"

May 11, 1961 

President Kennedy Sends Green Beret Advisors to Vietnam

June 20, 2014 

President Obama Sends Green Beret Advisors to Iraq

'Scott Walker Is a Campaign Criminal, Say Prosecutors';

"That's Our Boy!" Say Koch Brothers

Is Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson a 'tiny, dimpled

monster'?  Umm ... yes.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #44

John Huppenthal

Peter King Sez:  “I was, I think, the third-highest Republican 

douchebag on national television shows last year."

[No doubt he's on track for second-highest this year.]

Old Men with Guns #21

Charles Edward Shisler

Not since the Nasty Boys has there been a tag team as

mean and ruthless as

Dick and Liz Cheney.

Rick Perry Sez:  "California, here I come!"

[The Texas governor vacations annually in San Diego,

not Paint Creek.]

Tom Cotton Sez:  "I'm warm, dammit!"

[Compared to the dead, perhaps.]

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #5

A Peter King

ISIS Rebels Wear More Terrifying Masks, Have Scarier

 Beards Than Al-Qaida

Old Men with Guns #20

Brent Douglas Cole

World's Worst Yoobs #143

Mollie Hemingway

Zombeaver Savagely Attacks Vampire Kayaker

Warm Scuzzies #474

James Milliken

Rick Nut-and-Yahoo Sez:  "I'm more Jewish than

you think I am."

Sign of the Times #53

Islamophobes Я Us

Rude Rhymes #74

Aerosol Bomb

Reihan Salam

Go ahead and admit it:  marriage equality with Randy

Thomasson would be 'a form of slavery', wouldn't it?

Skinny Checker

Chubby Checker

Some women say they are more aroused by 

a pair of new shoes than they are by their

husbands.

American Schutzstaffel #39

"You say Bill Kristol is telling us what to do in Iraq and

you expect me to whallow that?"

Russia's Khuilo-in-Chief

450-Lb. Man Stashes Marijuana in Stomach Fat,

Kicks the Concept of 'Pot Belly' Up a Notch

At age 73, George Will looks like he could use a

Rug Doctor Mighty Pro X3.

Rude Rhymes #73

Old Crapper

James Clapper

If 'the child is father to the man', then

Happy Father's Day!