Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding, Lev Parnas 

did things, witnessed things, and knows things that are 

highly relevant.

Sanders Releases Letters from Three Doctors Attesting to

 the Fact He's Only a Septuagenarian

Plastic Man seemed unconcerned when he heard that each of us

 consumes 20 kilograms of microplastic over the course of our

 life.  That's the equivalent of two mobile recycling bins.

Just press Lullaby & Good Night Donald's tummy and

he says, "Sleepy Joe Biden is so boring!"

"No White Supremacy, No Neo-Nazi, Just Ignorance"

Scott Jennings's Cat

Mick Mulvaney Shirt Popular with Impeachment Watchers

Baby's First Prophecy

Come On, Baby, Do the Loco-Motion!

Comfy Configuration

Should Trump be crucified on a cross of Big Macs?

Trump Feeds Right-Wing Push to Name Whistleblower,

Says Name Begins with 'B' and Ends with 'T'

Oxymorons for Our Time #202

Evangelical Community

"Peace, peace, when there is no peace."

Trump's cameo in Home Alone 2 was deleted in 2014, five years

 ago, as a pre-emptive strike against Trumpnik snowflakes.

Banner Day in Automotive History, or

Turkey's Turkey?

Of Andrii Telizhenko, it has been written: "He

 is capable of consuming superhuman amounts 

of food and alcohol while burning through

 multiple cigars."

Will Electile Dysfunction keep Trump from 

screwing America for four more years?

Aftershocks Felt as Far East as

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Whether you're arguing with an orangutan or an

armadillo, Trump shows you how to win.

By All Means!

Corruption is his ecosystem, his natural habitat.

Warm Scuzzies #902

The Christian Post

Merry MechaChristmas!

Adventures in Aestheticism #234

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Trump On the Throne

Being a royal these days is no laughing matter.

Whoever coined the word, 'Meathead', must've had 

William Barr in mind at the time.

A new schism in Christianity has suddenly developed

between those who believe Jesus would have been a 'smelly

Walmart shopper' and those who believe he would have

been a 'squeaky clean Target shopper'.

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Sez:  “I think if Jesus lived today on the 

Earth, Christianity Today would call him a smelly 

Walmart shopper.”

Coming Soon to a Threatre Near You #201

From Hell It Came

Offer Ends at Midnight

The next thing you know they'll be telling

us there's no such thing as the 'real world'.

Rabbi Giuliani

"The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest 

the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it

 cometh, and whither it goeth."

Trump is not on the skids.  He's on the fast track

to sainthood.  Just ask Lou Dobbs.

How We Know What We Know About the Nativity

Son of Sisyphus

Most rats abandon a sinking ship.  Not Jeff Van Drew.

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture!

Move over, Christianity Today.

Make way for Trumpianity Today!

Another Badly Behaved Royal

Certified Homegrown

"Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children 

in his sack and carry them away to his lair."

The Dishwasher Soliloquy of

Donald John Trump

Trump keeps at least one sucker by his side at all times.

Grim Fairy Tales #9

Will Tinker Bell get hammered?

"Trump has accomplished so much," said Meadows, 

"I'm really not needed anymore."

Warm Scuzzies #901

Chuck Bonniwell