If he were real, the LAST person in the world Scott Brown

 would plagiarize should be Liddy Dole.  But, of course,

he's not.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #339

Sam Mullet

The Politico Illustrated #15

"Bachmann shows signs of life"

What do you get when you mix whiskey, guns, bars, and

Tennessee?  Republican Lawmaker/Lawbreaker 

Curry Todd.

Rick Scott Sez: "We don't need any more anthropologists!

We, the vanguard from Planet Nibiru, already know all we

need to know about humans before the full-scale in-

vasion of Earth begins in 2012."

"Size matters, especially in my line of work."

"As a matter of fact the Founding Fathers were very much

afraid if that because they’d just had this experience with

this far-away government that had centralized thought

process and planning and what have you, and then it was

actually the reason that we fought the revolution in the

16th century, shortly after the invention of bottled beer."

One of Erick Erickson's jobs is teaching others how to whine

while declaring, "Suck it up you whiners!" 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #338

Thomas Menino

"Friends, Solitaire Players, Baseball Score-Checkers,

lend me your ears!"

"Well, I'll be doggone! I knew you had been the CEO

of Godfather's Pizza, but I didn't know you had also

been an ambassador to Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan."

"I ain't never goin' home again

I was tuggin' at my mama's breast

The first year really is the best."

Who would want to occupy Boise, Idaho?  Sure, it's

dirty work, but somebody has to do it.

"I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!

I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!

I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!"

Seattle Superhero Phoenix Jones Arrested, Charged with

'Impersonating a Koch Brother'

Old Ween

New Ween

"Congressman West, you have been described as a 'one-

man circular firing squad'.  To what do you owe

this acclaim?"

"Why did Jacob Weisberg doom me by predicting I will win

 the Republican presidential nomination?  I thought he

was my pal!" 

Erick Erickson Announces 'We Are the 53 Percent' 

to Form Alliance with 'We Are the 1%' in Fight

Against 'We Are the 99%'

Real governors ought not to look like Scott Walker.

Joe the Plumber Promises to Unclog Backed-Up Congress

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #127

Warner Todd Huston and Victoria Jackson

Greedheads Galore #17

Paul Singer

He had flip-flopped on virtually every

other issue, so he was hopeful no

one would notice he had added

an anti-Mormonism plank to his

political platform.

Ron Paul Accused by Tony Perkins of Values Voter Straw

Poll Ballot-Box Stuffing and Gratuitous Puckering 

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #110

Godfather Politics

Which one's the man, which one's the woman?

Cook Claims to Have Found the

Sharpest Knife in the Drawer

Hertz Suspends 34 Muslim Employees for Praying

to Wrong God on Company Time

"You have to admit that I have to be one

of the cheesiest guys on talk radio."

'Strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which

leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

"Relax!  I only look like Barney Frank!"

"How far is he above sea level?" 

"About six ounces, sir."

"Only ten more years and Afghanistan

will be ours!"

His use of the 'Interlaced-Fingers-Over-the-Knee'

gesture was all it took to convince authorities that

Sean Hannity was not of this Earth.

"But, officer, I'm only naked because I want to occupy less

space than you do. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

"Can I help it that it was my lot in life to write a whole book

 in support of the 'Birther Movement'?  Of course not!

I'm Jerome Corsi, and that was my cruel fate."

"Sure, making honey is hard work.  But at least I have a

job and keep busy.  Although, to tell the truth, I'd rather

make a killing on Wall Street and join the 1%ers."

Willi Chevalier says he's not worried that

members of a rogue Amish cult from

Ohio might attempt to shave off his

beard in an effort to degrade him.

"Now that you mention it, Secretary Clinton does have

those 'Michele Bachmann' eyes!"

"What did you think when Herman Cain said he wasn't

running for theologian-in-chief and that he wasn't going

to get into an analysis of Mormonism vs. Christianity?"

"Well, I'm inclined to agree with him.  Life is too short

to spend it arguing about all those crazy permutations

of Christianity."

Rachel Maddow Explaining How the 'Elite Media' Are
Lowbrow and the 'Media Elite' Are Highbrow, or

Vice Versa

Early on, Beavis had warned that Butt-Head should not be

allowed to reproduce.  But his warning went unheeded.

Willie the Pimp

'We Are the 1%' Takes 'We Are the 99%'

Out to Dinner

Two-Minute Haters #21

Bryan Fischer

Bryan Fissure Threatens to Divide

Christian Conservatives

Wall Streeters Proudly Proclaim 'We Are the 1%'

Sign of the Times #14

None Dare Call It Reason