Deleted Tweet Found and Happily Reunited with

 General Flynn

"In wrestling, this hold is called the 'Iron Claw'.  It was a 

finishing move made popular by Fritz Von Erich."

Ubu, the Comeback King

When he was shot in 1865, Lincoln was unpresidented.

In lieu of a 'Dislike' button, Facebook has provided a 

'Report Story as Fake' button.  In other words, you can

 say, in effect, "I not only dislike this, but it's fake to boot!"

Intelligence Briefing

Two Bagger

"You may have forgotten this, Donald, but you once 

told me there is no pleasure quite as exquisite as having 

your ass kissed. Man oh man, you were righter than 

the rain in Spain that stays mainly in the plain!"

Tillerson must have been educated at the feet of Rumsfeld.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #179

Trump Doing His Snoopy Impression

Who Donovan Had in Mind When He Wrote 'Mellow Yellow'

"You're mellow and you're cool and you're

 not nearly as vicious or violent, right, 

Trumpinocchio? Because we won, right?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #671

A. J. Griffin

Double Bogey Golfers

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #86

Mike Cernovich

"Trump calls us Mellow Yellow

(Quite rightly)

Trump calls us Mellow Yellow

(Quite rightly)

Trump calls us Mellow Yellow."

"Looks like your clock stopped at 7:15."

"Yeah, that's when it looked at her face."

"Whose face?"

"Kellyanne Conway's."

Hellmother

Since Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7", when the two 

are in the same room, Trump has agreed to stand on 

his knees and snivel.