got trapped under a wall-to-wall carpet laid in Dick Cheney's bunker.
Thinking it was a pack of cigarettes he had mislaid, the carpetlayer, not
wanting to rip up the carpet, smashed the lump flat with a hammer.
Just then, Lynne's voice was heard upstairs:
"Dick, where's my gerbil?"
"The stupidest fucking guy on the planet".
ReplyDeleteI love that quote.
I'm sure Doug's students at Georgetown U like it too.
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