by Just 6.6 Degrees of Separation; Buddhists in Shock
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
be Driftglass. The title of his latest exercise in intellectual
cleanliness is "Chains You Can Believe In." Ah, yes, 'President
McChain': has a certain Yuletide ring to it, doesn't it?
Here's How in Seven Easy Steps
1. Light four candles at nightfall and place
them north, south, east, and west.
2. Place a glass of water at the base of each candle.
3. Place some fingernail clippings in
a copper bowl and ignite.
4. Place the bowl in the center of the four candles,
thereby completing the pentagram of negative space.
5. Lay a solid line of moist earth in a complete circle
around the candles.
6. On the outside of that circle, lay another
circle of common salt.
7. Then begin the incantation: "Johnny Jump Up!
Johnny Jump Up! Johnny Jump Up!"
Since there's already a popular website devoted to things
younger than John McCain, there's an obvious need for a
website featuring
Blessed Father Ä orÄ¡ Preca
Senator Barack Obama announced today that he has
lost his mojo, that his race to the White House is
obviously hopeless, and that he is getting the hell
out of Dodge.