This would make more sense if Tiffanys did face lifts.
According to Greek mythology, Callista was an Arcadian nymph who metamorphosed into a she-bear, then into the Major Tiffany Shopper constellation.
That explains the plastic surgery, it is hard to turn a bear face into a human one. But bears look silly in diamonds, so....
This would make more sense if Tiffanys did face lifts.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Greek mythology, Callista was an Arcadian nymph who metamorphosed into a she-bear, then into the Major Tiffany Shopper constellation.
ReplyDeleteThat explains the plastic surgery, it is hard to turn a bear face into a human one. But bears look silly in diamonds, so....
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