Monday, August 01, 2011

Reptile Emerges from Sewer to Shed Crocodile Tears Over
Congressional Debt Deal, Then Remembers It's an Alligator

5 comments:

  1. Careful scrutiny reveals this guy isn't already a member of Congress.

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  2. Careful, Jules, 'Scrutiny' is one of those 'Weasel Words' preferred by 'Cold-Blooded Reptiles' (aka 'Congresscritters').

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  3. Yeah, I suppose so. Thanks for the tip. Warm blooded reptiles don't do much scrutinizing.

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  4. I have to disagree. Warm blooded reptiles do a lot of scrutinizing, just not with their wives.

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  5. Scrutinators all, Montag!

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