Monday, December 12, 2011

"When did you first notice, Charles, that people had started
translating 'Krauthammer' into 'Cabbagemallet'?"

4 comments:

  1. He sits up much straighter since they inserted the steel rod up his ass.

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  2. Sounds positively Stalinesque, Montag.

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  3. Betsy9:30 PM

    Around here we call him the "box turtle", and from this photo you can definitely see why.
    (M. McConnell is the soft shelled turtle)

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  4. Remember Merton McSnurtle the Turtle, who, when duty called, transformed into The Terrific Whatzit?

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