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Saturday, January 22, 2011
"I'm the target of Irrational Leftist Lust.
They can't
help themselves; it's in their DNA."
Paul Ryan to Give GOP Response to SOTU Address
Michele Bachmann to Give Tea Party Response
Mortimer Snerd to Give Wooden Dummy Response
Drug-Smuggling Pigeon Nabbed; Stool Pigeon
Enters Witness Protection Program
Friday, January 21, 2011
He felt so alone, the only Republican in the building who
wasn't
running for President.
Rude Rhymes #44
Ass Clown
Paul Broun
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #7
Rupert Murdoch's Svengali Impression
"I am color blind. I do not discriminate between blacks, whites,
yellows, browns, or reds. I enjoy attacking humans all equally."
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #262
Travis Corcoran
"Gosh, Mr. Outgoing-Press Secretary, please forgive me,
but
I've already forgotten your name!"
Magical Depressionism #18
New York Mafia Bust Creates 127
New Private Sector Job Openings
Rick Santorum is threatening to run for the
Republican nomination for President. Can
you
imagine a bigger waste of money and
our nation's shrinking
attention span?
Remember: no build-your-own shish-kabob is complete without
onions,
peppers, and mushrooms.
With Sarah's and the Tea Party's unfavorability ratings at
all time highs, Todd Palin has decided it's about time for
him
to take some half-nekkid ski action.
Two Ways to Play Musical Chairs
Civil
Uncivil
"Well, I think I could win the Republican nomination if I
chose to run, because I do think I'm in the mainstream
of the
Republican Party. I also think I have an equally
good chance of
winning the Powerball Jackpot."
"No more snow! No more snow! No more snow!"
Relax Responsibly
Rush Limbaugh Attempts to Translate Hu Jintao's Chinese
into Pig Latin, His Native Tongue
World's Worst Yobs #206
Piers Morgan
Kidnapped Baby Found 23 Years Later,
Still Only 19 Days Old
"And I will die if I have to to defend someone else's right
to go to Hell as they choose!"
"Repeal this bill, repeal Obamacare, repeal socialized
medicine,
repeal Obama, repeal the Senate, repeal repeal!"
House Passes Health Repeal, Sickens and Dies
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Halliburton dropped $250 million to keep
him out of a Nigerian prison. Will it now
cough up another $787,000 to plant a
new
heart in Dick Cheny's chest?
Were he still around, Dizzy Dean would say this
Krispy
Kreme
Cheeseburger with Bacon looks like a slider that
just slud
into third base.
Slipping into Darkness
Speaking of Cross Hares
Researcher Attempting to Teach 9,400-Year-Old
Dog New Tricks
If you're running short of arguments against most
any policy
or proposal,
you can always say,
"It's unconstitutional!"
Good Sign
Patriot of the Year Has Accident
While Shaving
Deacon Bentley Sez: "Sure, he's heavy.
He ain't my brother."
53% in New Poll Say Palin Unfavorable
Rating Still Not High Enough
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Massachusetts Company Granted Patent for Process to
Convert Republican Bullshit into Usable Crude Oil
If you're not a Christian, then Robert Bentley,
the new Republican Governor of Alabama, is
not your brother. Sorry!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #261
Robert Bentley
Every time she opened her mouth, Sarah
lost a bit more face.
"Of course you're hearing crickets! If it weren't
for me, you wouldn't be hearing anything!"
Stand together with Glenn against all violence, or
he'll plug you!
Monday, January 17, 2011
Joe Camel Reacting to His
Lung Cancer Diagnosis
Good Heavy
Bad Heavy
Warm Scuzzies #133
Julius Baer Group
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Still Quite Popular in Australia
Asked why he decided to attend the MLK holiday breakfast
after saying he wouldn't, Maine Governor Paul LePage said,
"I wanted to make it easier for the NAACP to kiss my butt!"
World's Worst Yobs #205
Charles Blow
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