Sunday, January 22, 2012

Buy this man's book, or he will break into
your house, steal your copy of the Koran,
and then set himself on fire.

2 comments:

  1. "set himself on fire"

    Is that a promise?

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  2. Yes, but as Heraclitus Ridens said in 1681, "Promises are like pie-crusts: made to be broken."

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