Luckier than you imagine, R. W. The very same ship we sailed on had run aground two days before, thus delaying our embarkation. And, while departing one of our ports of call, our cruise ship either knocked off or pulled off a huge bollard. I blame it all on Silvio Berlusconi, another damn billionaire!
Too bad he isn't a US citizen. he could have a new career running for President in the Republican party--they would welcome him with open arms! AND he has good hair.
Just goes to prove that there's a logical explanation for any behavior. Capt's abandoning ship was accidental.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I just returned from a cruise where the captain was Italian.
ReplyDeleteYou're a lucky guy, Fearguth!
ReplyDeleteLuckier than you imagine, R. W. The very same ship we sailed on had run aground two days before, thus delaying our embarkation. And, while departing one of our ports of call, our cruise ship either knocked off or pulled off a huge bollard. I blame it all on Silvio Berlusconi, another damn billionaire!
ReplyDeleteYeah! “Vada A Bordo, Cazzo!” is the latest meme circulating the web.
ReplyDeleteToo bad he isn't a US citizen. he could have a new career running for President in the Republican party--they would welcome him with open arms! AND he has good hair.
ReplyDeleteI nominate Betsy's as the best comment on this post. This Capt is an improvement over Newt, for sure.
ReplyDeleteAgreed! And afterwards, the captain could become a Fox News contributor.
ReplyDeleteSi! "A Bordo Con Cazzo" has a nice ring to it. Would definitely appeal to the Gingrich-Perry-Palin crowd! I like it!
ReplyDeleteAnd let us not forget Tony 'Vaffanculo' Scalia.
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