Sunday, March 11, 2012

It's official:  Chris Christie is now wider than he is tall.

2 comments:

  1. Mr 5 x 5 was a great tune by Ella Mae Morse from 1942. It would be a perfect anthem for Gov, Doublewide.

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  2. Reminds me of one of my faves, Hoagy Carmichael's 'Huggin' and Chalkin':

    "I got a gal who's mighty sweet
    Big blue eyes and tiny feet
    Her name is Rosabelle Magee
    And she tips the scales at three-oh-three

    Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
    That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
    You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
    And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began

    One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
    When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
    A-comin' around the other way over the mountain
    A-comin' around the other way."

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