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Thursday, April 11, 2013
Spring is here, so it's time for
Fearguth to head to
the
Easter Island
Music
Festival. As a consequence,
he will be offline until
April 14.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Republican Governor's Star Suddenly Less Scientific
Isn't it fascinating how today's Republicans attack Democrats
for
behaving like yesterday's Republicans? Example:
"Senate
GOP Slams Democrats for Using 'Watergate-Era
Tactics'".
Suspicious Vehicle Near White House Investigated
If you meet a four-year-old on the road,
consider him armed and dangerous.
You can always tell an 'Accidental Racist' by the
funny hat he wears.
Rescued Hiker Hallucinated Monty Python Attack
"There are days when politics just gives me the sheets!"
Tuesday, April 09, 2013
Warm Scuzzies #383
William Lee Blakely
As you can see, Mitch McConnell is really
'bugged' by the 'political left'.
"The Maggie I Knew"
World's Worst Yobs #283
Steve Moore
Monday, April 08, 2013
Klaatu had begun to suspect that when he wasn't looking,
Gort the Robot became Sparky the Wonder Penguin.
Calling All Hagiographers! The Iron Lady Is Dead!
Warm Scuzzies #382
Lt. Gen. Craig Franklin
Flying Spaghetti Monster Robs Bank Using
Pasta Sauce
Jenna Jameson has hands like Ann
Coulter's. Definitely
Not of this
Earth.
Sunday, April 07, 2013
"Hey, I would like to sing you a love song, like
'I've Got You Under My Skin'. But like an Egyptian
mummy, I'm pressed for time. So see you later,
alligator!"
Beyoncé Knowles-Carter (aka
Beyoncé)
and Shawn
Carter (aka Jay-Z)
Miraculously
Survive Visit to
Cuba;
Two Republican
Legislators from Florida
Outraged, Claim
It
Made Their
Butts Itch
Suppose that St. Peter, instead
of dying upside down on a cross
(as
tradition has it), had been
an African-American who
died upside
down by
lethal injection. Wouldn't
that throw a wrench into
the gears of Catholic
soteriology?
Iron Man Sez: "The suspense is killing me! What's
keeping us from starting the 2016 presidential race
NOW?"
[
It's certainly not the people who imagine
themselves living three years in the future,
is it?]
Remember the Good Ol' Days when the future Governor
of
Georgia and his son---armed with baseball bat and
re-
volver---
could chase an African-American man with
impunity? "Can't," you say. Well, shame on you!
You're obviously
not old enough to remember!"
Oxymorons for Our Time #151
Holy Shit!
"The politics of self-deportation are
behind us,"
Senator Graham said.
"The politics of self-teleportation are
ahead of us," he added.
Kim Jong-Gun
Box of Chocolates
Box of Eichmann
Warm Scuzzies #381
Dan Halloran
Governor of Connecticut Says Wayne LaPierre Looks
Like Member of Insane Clown Posse
Remember: the word, 'sarcasm', comes from
the
Greek, σαρκασμός (sarkasmos), which is
taken from the
word, σαρκάζειν (sarkadzein),
meaning
'to tear flesh, bite the lips
in
rage, sneer'. We all remember how Doug
Piranha used sarcasm to terrify Luigi
Vercotti, don't we?
"Eleven children and a woman were killed by an air strike
during a NATO operation targeting Taliban commanders
in eastern Afghanistan." Oopsy daisy!
Bad Guy without Gun Uses Good Guy's Gun to
Murder Good Guy and Commit Suicide Inside
Police Station
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