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Saturday, September 07, 2013
Dennis Rod-un Sez: "Supreme Leader of North Korea Is a
Friend for Life"
Little Known Fact #42
More Friesian Holsteins might work as waitpersons in
restaurants if cow-tipping weren't
against the laws
of
physics.
"My Senator looks like he just swallowed a toad.
Should I be concerned?"
"Watch him closely for the next few hours, and take him
to the vet only if he starts foaming at the mouth."
Friday, September 06, 2013
Oxymorons for Our Time #158
Lori Saine
"Life is just a bowl of cherries,
So live and laugh at it all."
Would you buy a used ShamWow from this man?
Thursday, September 05, 2013
What if thousands of voyeurs decided to work together in
one place? Well, they already do and the place is
the
National Security Agency headquarters in Fort Meade,
Maryland.
If 'moderate' Syrian rebels summarily execute their prisoners,
imagine what 'radical' Syrian rebels do.
I
f using chemical weapons is a 'moral obscenity',
what do
you
call the U.S. selling $641 million worth of cluster bombs
to Saudi Arabia?
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Kamikaze Pilot Agrees to Attack Any Aircraft Carrier with
a Critic of Miley Cyrus Twerking on Board
Fearguth's Rules of Order #59
If your cock is almost as tall as you are,
do not agree to fight it in the arena.
"Well, Benjy, I was a Vietnam Veteran Against the War,
that's true. But that was the Vietnam War, which ended
so long ago. To tell the truth, I've been rather
fond of war
ever since then."
"We are talking about people being killed by gas and
you
want to go talk about Benghazi and Fast and Furious.
We
want to kill people with Tomahawk missiles, for Christ's
sake, so let's get serious, shall we?"
Boy with Pipe Says the Idea of a Nobel Peace Prize Recipient
Ordering
the Bombing of Syria Is an 'Unmanageable Irony'
Brad Dayspring Found Babbling Incoherently While
Wandering
Around in the National Republican Senatorial
Campaign Committee
in an Empty Dress
Oxymorons for Our Time #157
Sovereign Nation
Warm Scuzzies #426
Chief Darren Raney
The 'Boots on the Ground' John Kerry Tripped Over
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
"John McCain in Crisis, Loses Big on iPhone Poker
During Senate Hearing on Syria"
"President Barack Obama’s push to retaliate
militarily
against Syria took a major step forward Tuesday after
securing forceful endorsements from House Speaker
John Boehner and Mr. Bungle."
"My dear friend, we were born to be wild. So, let's get our
motors running and head on down the highway!"
"Look, Maureen, another geek bearing gifts!"
Speaking of the
Washington Post
, Jeff Bezos said,
"I'm not a magician. I can't turn a sow's ear into
a silk purse."
American Toad Trying to Swallow Syrian Mouse
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #30
Pete Olson
Monday, September 02, 2013
Q:
What do you call the Side that has Charles
Krauthammer,
Barack Obama, Bill Kristol,
John McCain, John Kerry,
Lindsey Graham,
Joe Lieberman, David Cameron, Darth
Vader, and David Brooks on it?
A:
The Dark Side.
"I am the walrus, Pu Pu Pu Tin!"
Just in Time for Labor Day:
The Machine That Goes Ping!
Tucker Carlson Blames Swanson TV Dinner Overdose
for Snoozing Episode on
Fox & Friends
Secretary of State Laurel Tells Dems U.S. Faces
‘Munchies Moment’ in Syria Decision
"Like Bill Whittle says, I and my family are anti-American,
anti-capitalist, anti-Christian, and anti-morality. That's
why we've been on commercial television since 1999."
The role having been empty since Saddam Hussein was
executed in 2006, Syria's President Bashar al-Assad
has become the latest in a series of Adolf Hitlers to
goosestep on the world stage.
Sunday, September 01, 2013
After being placed on indefinite suspension, Mark Kessler
appeared as though he had been coldcocked.
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