Bildungblog
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Senator McCain to Publish Article Contra Putin in Russian
Tabloid on Same Page as
"SOS Signal from
UFO Sows
Panic
in Siberia"
Friday, September 13, 2013
"No, I've never met Larry Summers and, hopefully,
I never will."
When she was younger, Wonder Woman
could run so fast she could dodge all
the raindrops in a thunderstorm and
never get wet.
At age 92, S. Truett Cathy looked back
over his long life and was pleased to realize
what an
important role he had played in
the
history of chicken sandwiches.
"I see that Sol Invictus is angry again."
"Oh, yeah, he's been hot ever since
Emperor Constantine
decreed that Sunday was a Day of Rest.
"
Have you noticed how your security has been threatened by
Syria's civil war? It's just like the way the security of Eng-
land was threatened during America's
Civil War between
1861 and 1865.
It's downright scary, isn't it?
"3D? What an antiquated concept!"
"King Kong? Are you kidding? It's my
Uncle Sam!"
Egghead
Bacon-and-Egghead
"Dayum! It must be Friday the 13th again!"
The Blobfish had a self-esteem problem as it was,
but
then it was named the Ugliest Animal in the World
by the British Ugly Animal Preservation Society.
'I Want to Be a Twerker for the Lord'
"I like John Boehner. I do feel sorry for him,
but, to be honest, feeling sorry gives me
great pleasure."
F
amily Research Council Calls for Boycott of
Suzy
Homemaker for Baking Wedding Cakes
for Gay Couples
"I'm coming back, Senator Cruz, I'm coming back!"
"Oh, yeah? Well,
my
Smartphone has a PhD!"
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Kochsuckers United, the GOP's Biggest Money Machine
You've Never Heard Of
Trying to Boldly Go Where No Amphibian Has Gone Before!
Florida Governor Cancels Giant Rubber Duck Hunt Fundraiser
Warm Scuzzies #428
Elizabeth O'Bagy
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
"So, who does Captain Picard think he is today?"
"He thinks he's Keith Alexander, director of
the
National Security Agency."
These Mossad agents want you to know how much they
enjoy American phone calls and emails supplied to them
by the NSA.
Howley Monkey
Warm Scuzzies #427
Tallahassee Police Department
Pink Slime Makes Comeback in
Public School Lunch Programs
White Slime Makes Comeback on CNN
Imperfect Messenger
Imperfect Message
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #31
Patrick Howley
Monday, September 09, 2013
Shellie Zimmerman Relieved to Learn Her Husband
Was
Only Armed with a Gun, Not a Knife
Q:
Where do hypocrites go when they die?
A:
They are buried in whited sepulchres, like this one,
where President
Obama will go someday.
President Obama Persuades Six More Vigilantes
to Join Him in Punishing Syria
Uncle Sam died believing guns made him
safer.
One might have thought he was old enough to
know better.
Steve King, Michele Bachmann, and Louie Gohmert held
a press conference in Egypt to thank the military for its
opposition to the Muslim Brotherhood and for its support
of 'Post-Natal Vaginal Tightening'.
Man Lost in Andes Since May Lived on Rats and
What He Thought Were Raisins
"General el-Sisi, Louie Gohmert says you're the George
Washington of Egypt. Do you think he means you have
wooden dentures?"
"Krusty, do you believe in God?"
"Well, maybe and maybe not. Only God knows."
World's Worst Yoobs #139
Nicole Gelinas
Teen Shot Dead by Good Guy with Gun in
Prank Gone Wrong
Dallas Cowboys Churrleader
Sunday, September 08, 2013
Warm Scuzzies #426
Pine Bluff, Arkansas Police Department
"Sure, I brazenly lie, but it's all for a good cause, namely,
creepy ol' unctuous me."
Little Brother is watching you, too.
World's Worst Yoobs #138
Kemberlee Kaye
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