How to Keep Your Shit Straight
1. If something is phony, it's Bullshit.
2. If something is cowardly, it's Chickenshit.
3. If something is untrue, it's Horseshit.
4. If something is crazy, it's Batshit.
5. If something is worthless, it's Dogshit.
6. If something is amazing, it's Holyshit.
Is that akin to someone knowing their shit but not knowing they're shit? Not that I have anyone in mind ...
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