It's no secret that all the best snake oil salesman are Christians. But what sets been apart as a Christian snake oil salesman is his somnolent delivery, which gives conservative Christians a warm glow Down there in the fleshy parts; sort of like a "Come to Jesus" laxative.
It's no secret that all the best snake oil salesman are Christians. But what sets been apart as a Christian snake oil salesman is his somnolent delivery, which gives conservative Christians a warm glow Down there in the fleshy parts; sort of like a "Come to Jesus" laxative.
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