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David Mutchler, Kentucky Cop, Threatens to Go All

Gestapoish on 'Sensationalists, Liars, and Race-Baiters'

Dylann Roof Lowers Confederate Flag to Half-Staff

String Cheese Incident

Rick Perry Accident

Judge James Gosnell Sez:  “There are four kinds of people

 in this world: black people, white people, red necks, 

and n-----s.”

[Do you suppose South Carolina might be 

persuaded to secede again?]

Meet Donna Bahorich, the new chair of the Texas State

Board of Education.  Not bad for a person who home

 schooled her own children and has zero experience in

public education.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #630

Charles Cotton

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #63

Gust Mamounis

Would you 'act' like a Donald Trump supporter for $50?

These folks did.

Warm Scuzzies #567

Charlie Baker

Duck to Continue Nesting Atop Abe

 Lincoln's Head Until the Confederate 

Flag Stops Flying in South Carolina

Jeb the Pious Asking God to Change the Vicar of

Christ's Mind on Climate Change

"Yes, I'm an ape, but unlike Donald Trump,

I'm not witless."

Practicing Safe Jeb!

“There is only one thing that I really miss about being 

president, and that’s being the commander-in-chief when 

the mission was accomplished.”

"I will be the greatest big hair president that God 

ever created!"

Warm Scuzzies #566

Riverchase HOA, Coppell, Texas

Senator Mark Kirk:  A Schmo with No Bro

Beverly Hillbilly Tries to Hide

the Fact He's a Clampett

While at first it looked like Jeb was having a new idea,

it turned out he was only adjusting his glasses.

Behind his back, Rick Santorum supporters refer to

Gordon Klingenschmitt as 'The Perch'.

Transgender

Transrace

Transspecies

Lindsey Graham's 'Rotating First Lady'

If a man's got a gun, what more does he need?

There's nothing quite like a hippo maddened because the 

Swatch store was closed.

California Beaches Afflicted with 

Bad Case of the Crabs

Bussssssssssssh!

Texas Zombie Purchases 'Zombie Apocalypse Assault

 Vehicle and Troop Transport' on eBay

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #629

Shannon Grove