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Saturday, January 13, 2018
People agree Tweety is no good at telling jokes.
Trump Gives Stormy Daniels $130,000 to
Pay for Better Boob Job
Would someone please tell James Damore that the real
reason Google fired him is because he's such a dweeb?
OK, so Trump is a bull goose loony racist. To his base,
that's a feature, not a bug, for his party, the Republican
Party
of 2018, is the equivalent of the Democratic Party
of
the
pre-1960s Solid Segregationist South.
All in the Family Values
Friday, January 12, 2018
Hope Springs Eternal
Trump's Ratings Soar on the Potty Mouth Channel
Georgia County Commissioner Tommy Hunter and
Trophy Fish Go Head-to-Head in Largemouth Ass
Competition
Pile of Poo Rockets to Head of
Unicode Emoji Class of 2015
Representative Martha McSally (R-AZ) says she
absolutely refuses to bow down to Sharia law. That's
a safe thing to say if your state's adult population is
less
than 2% Muslim.
Turn Your Head and Cough
GOP Srategist Challenges Republican Party Leadership to
'Grow a Pear'
World's Anuses and Sphincters Demand Apology from
Trump
for Using Derogatory Appellation for Poop Chutes
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Trump's Shithole Tower is
664 feet deep.
Kevin Hayden calls it the Missourah Effect™.
Takes the Worry Out of Being Dead
As Chris Cuomo says, "Kellyanne Conway can’t keep
Hillary Clinton‘s name out of her mouth.”
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #126
Neal Tapio
Warm Scuzzies #766
Anthony Fontana
Missouri GOP Governor Eric Greitens Admits to
Extramarital Affair, Denies Threatening to Blackmail
the Woman
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
Blanca Blanco Wears Red Carpet Remnant at Golden Globes
As this BBC reporter will attest, being up to your ass
in alligators is scary, but being up to your eyelids in
lemurs is scarier.
Trump Calls For ‘Strong Look’ at Libel Laws to Stop People
Saying ‘Knowingly False’ Things, Such as "Terrible! Just
found out that Obama had my 'wires tapped' in Trump
Tower just before the victory."
Warm Scuzzies #765
Andy Savage
During his first year in the White House, Trump has lied
2,001
times, or an average of 5 lies a day. Beat that, Obama!
As Harry Anslinger, head of the old Federal Bureau of
Narcotics
once said, “Reefer makes darkies think
they’re
as
good as white men.”
In light of Glenn Simpson's testimony, no wonder Lindsey
Graham and Charles Grassley went after Christopher
Steele and the Fusion GPS dossier. To put it mildly,
these two GOPers are a disgrace to the human race.
Warm Scuzzies #764
Jerome Puyau
Tuesday, January 09, 2018
Vodka + Mountain Dew + Kool-Aid® =
Kentucky Bullfrog
Trumpster Fire!
On the Road to Wally World
David Koch Expands Into the Distilled Spirits Industry
HHS Secretary Nominee Alex Azar Explains How
He Kicked His Nail Biting Habit
There's a reason why Nikki Haley exhibits a
split personality at the United Nations.
Not since Don Knotts portrayed Abner Audubon Peacock in
The Love God?
has the world seen such warmth and affection
in a public figure.
Trump Upgrades the Oval Office Art Collection
Monday, January 08, 2018
Looking at Jeff Hoover, former speaker of the Kentucky
House of Representatives, can you believe he is a victim
of lies from the 'deepest pit of Hell'?
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #107
Hogan Gidley
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
"No, Mr. Trump, a $135 coffee enema will not relieve
your consternation."
Trump's workday starts at 11:00 a.m. and ends
at
4:15 p.m.
Of these 5 hours and 15 minutes,
3.5
hours
are reserved for
lunch
and 'Executive
Time',
i. e., time for watching Fox News
and
tweeting.
Kim Jong-un Reportedly Enjoying His Research on
'Mentally-Deranged U.S. Dotard'
"They want to call Trump a Nazi? Look out, Oprah,
we know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black
face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and
everybody else."
Trump's White House now has a full-time makeup artist
on staff.
Stephen Miller Escorted by Blue Meanies from the Set of
State of the Onion
“I went to the best colleges. I was a very excellent student,
came out and became an ornithologist."
Sunday, January 07, 2018
“I don’t think Trump's crazy.”
Adventures in Lexicology #23
Psychopompeo (/sīkōpämpayo/), n. The CIA guide of souls
to
the place of the dead. [
Psychopompeo
will not dignify
with a response any question about Trump's 'stable genius'
.]
It Came from Beyond Space
Stephen Miller Gonna Need More Unguent
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