People agree Tweety is no good at telling jokes.

Trump Gives Stormy Daniels $130,000 to

Pay for Better Boob Job

Would someone please tell James Damore that the real

reason Google fired him is because he's such a dweeb?

OK, so Trump is a bull goose loony racist. To his base, 

that's a feature, not a bug, for his party, the Republican

 Party of 2018, is the equivalent of the Democratic Party

 of the pre-1960s Solid Segregationist South.

All in the Family Values

Hope Springs Eternal

Trump's Ratings Soar on the Potty Mouth Channel

Georgia County Commissioner Tommy Hunter and

Trophy Fish Go Head-to-Head in Largemouth Ass

Competition

Pile of Poo Rockets to Head of

Unicode Emoji Class of 2015

Representative Martha McSally (R-AZ) says she

absolutely refuses to bow down to Sharia law.  That's 

a safe thing to say if your state's adult population is

 less than 2% Muslim.

Turn Your Head and Cough

GOP Srategist Challenges Republican Party Leadership to

 'Grow a Pear'

World's Anuses and Sphincters Demand Apology from 

Trump for Using Derogatory Appellation for Poop Chutes

Trump's Shithole Tower is 

664 feet deep.

Kevin Hayden calls it the Missourah Effect™.

Takes the Worry Out of Being Dead

As Chris Cuomo says, "Kellyanne Conway can’t keep 

Hillary Clinton‘s name out of her mouth.”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #126

Neal Tapio

Warm Scuzzies #766

Anthony Fontana

Missouri GOP Governor Eric Greitens Admits to 

Extramarital Affair, Denies Threatening to Blackmail

 the Woman

Blanca Blanco Wears Red Carpet Remnant at Golden Globes

As this BBC reporter will attest, being up to your ass

in alligators is scary, but being up to your eyelids in

lemurs is scarier.

Trump Calls For ‘Strong Look’ at Libel Laws to Stop People 

Saying ‘Knowingly False’ Things, Such as "Terrible! Just 

found out that Obama had my 'wires tapped' in Trump 

Tower just before the victory."

Warm Scuzzies #765

Andy Savage

During his first year in the White House, Trump has lied

 2,001 times, or an average of 5 lies a day. Beat that, Obama!

As Harry Anslinger, head of the old Federal Bureau of 

Narcotics once said, “Reefer makes darkies think

 they’re as good as white men.”

In light of Glenn Simpson's testimony, no wonder Lindsey

Graham and Charles Grassley went after Christopher

Steele and the Fusion GPS dossier. To put it mildly,

these two GOPers are a disgrace to the human race.

Warm Scuzzies #764

Jerome Puyau

Vodka + Mountain Dew + Kool-Aid® = 

Kentucky Bullfrog

Trumpster Fire!

On the Road to Wally World

David Koch Expands Into the Distilled Spirits Industry

HHS Secretary Nominee Alex Azar Explains How 

He Kicked His Nail Biting Habit

There's a reason why Nikki Haley exhibits a

split personality at the United Nations.

Not since Don Knotts portrayed Abner Audubon Peacock in

 The Love God? has the world seen such warmth and affection 

in a public figure.

Trump Upgrades the Oval Office Art Collection

Looking at Jeff Hoover, former speaker of the Kentucky

House of Representatives, can you believe he is a victim

of lies from the 'deepest pit of Hell'?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #107

Hogan Gidley

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

"No, Mr. Trump, a $135 coffee enema will not relieve 

your consternation."

Trump's workday starts at 11:00 a.m. and ends

 at 4:15 p.m. Of these 5 hours and 15 minutes, 

3.5 hours are reserved for lunch and 'Executive

 Time', i. e., time for watching Fox News and 

tweeting.

Kim Jong-un Reportedly Enjoying His Research on 

'Mentally-Deranged U.S. Dotard'

"They want to call Trump a Nazi? Look out, Oprah, 

we know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black 

face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and 

everybody else."

Trump's White House now has a full-time makeup artist

 on staff.

Stephen Miller Escorted by Blue Meanies from the Set of

State of the Onion

“I went to the best colleges.  I was a very excellent student, 

came out and became an ornithologist."

“I don’t think Trump's crazy.”

Adventures in Lexicology #23

Psychopompeo (/sīkōpämpayo/), n. The CIA guide of souls

 to the place of the dead. [Psychopompeo will not dignify

with a response any question about Trump's 'stable genius'.]

It Came from Beyond Space

Stephen Miller Gonna Need  More Unguent