"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

Chinless Mitch Showing How He Eats a 

Big Mouth Nothingburger

"Hey, Hamiltonians, stop harassing my Hoosier

homie!  Apologize!"

Dissipation, Thy Name Is Bannon

Warm Scuzzies #715

John Primomo

Mike Pence Sez: "HELP! HELP! I'm being harassed! Oh! 

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #145

"Who knoweth whether he art come to 

the kingdom for such a time as this?"

Singing 'Dust in the Wind', Iraqi army troops celebrate

the 13-year-old Iraq War as they arrive in Mosul to

further reduce it to rubble.

Starbucks Warmly Welcomes #TrumpCup Protesters, 

Like This Cammie Cap Genius

"Mad to the bone

Mad to the bone

M-M-M-M-Mad

M-M-M-M-Mad

M-M-M-M-Mad

Mad to the bone."

Donald Trump Not Puckering While Not Settling

His Trump University Lawsuits

Man Tries to Shoot the Moon, Misses

James Woods Quits Twitter, Whiter-Than-Thou Nation

Mourns

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #146

The Trump Administration: Revenge of the

Septuagenarians

Not to worry, Maxwell Smart is on the case.

"Who are you calling a 'pansy'?!"

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Sez:  "It's time to party

like it's 1953!"

We Come in Peace for All Canines

Citizen Cohn and Citizen Con Were Made for Each Other

President-Elect Trump Considering Granting 

National Security Clearance to Vladimir Putin,

His Brother Under the Rug

"So this, in a nutshell, is the meaning of life.  

Any questions?"

Man Uses Cheetos in Unsuccessful Attempt to Impersonate 

Donald Trump

Whiteworld #38

Mike Pence Poses with the Cast of 50 Shades of White

Have you hugged a Trumpnik today?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #178

"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"

"Who do you think will come forward to make the 

Milky Way Galaxy great again?"

It's a Wipe!

"Raid kills bugs dead!"

"Seriously, do I look like a vampire?"

Firearms

Trump Transition Team Tête-à-Tête

Why does Steve Bannon always look like he's just come

 off a two-week bender?

"Steve Bannon is the shiznit!"

Most people recognize a George Lincoln Rockwell

 anywhere.

Making America Irate Again

Would you say this holiday greeting is too early or 

too late?

"There never was a democracy yet that did

 not commit suicide." 

                                         --- John Adams

"But Chief, the law is settled!"

American Outdoor Advertising Companies See Solid

Growth Opportunities in Afghanistan

Do Snobbish Lambs really pose a threat to American troops

in Afghanistan?

Moon Blamed for 'Throwing Shade' on Planet Earth

They Live by Night

Warm Scuzzies #714

Beverly Whaling

World's Worst Yobs #371

David Marcus

So Close You Can Hear the Banjo

"Pink Thing need to go potty!"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #98

Pamela Ramsey Taylor

University of Illinois Wrestler Upends Opponent from

Columbia University, Proclaiming, "Take this, you

racist, homophobic meathead!"

Mr. Gin Blossoms