Take Heed, Joe Biden!

One of the unintended consequences of the censuring of

Kyrsten Sinema by the Arizona Democratic Party was

to make her look even more garish.

Justice Neil Gorsuch Invites America to Play 

'Spot the Viral Vector'

On Caturday, we sang 'I Dropped My Ice Cream 

on the Ground'.

S&M&M Now 'Less Sexy' and 'Deeply Unappealing'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #953

Meshawn Maddow

Greedheads Galore #52

Dick Uihlein

West Elm Caleb, Serial Dater

Airline Food in the 1950s

Racist Unmasked by Rashers of Miscooked Bacon

Irate Bat Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Users

 of the Slur 'Batshit Crazy'

Walls Don't Work

"How do you plan to win back moderates 

and independents who cast a ballot for you

 in 2020 but, polls indicate, aren't happy with

 the way you're doing your job now?"

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes

When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, 

I'll be gone, gone, gone

Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes."

Trump Has a Señor Moment on Fox News

Mitch McConnell Sez:  “The concern is misplaced,

 because if you look at the statistics, African-American 

voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans.”

Louie Gohmert Doing His Parody Impression of

August Rodin's The Thinker

When You Look Into Your Dog's Eyes

Warm Scuzzies #1,120

Edward Vallejo

CIA Says 'Hav-a-Tampa Syndrome' Not Result of Sustained 

Campaign by Hostile Power

Thomas Celebrates His Dissent by Doing His

Popular Impression of His Wife Ginny

Warm Scuzzies #1,120

Brookside, Alabama Police

Fake smiles cause Crow's Feet.  In Kyrsten Sinema's 

case, it's Buzzard's Feet.

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

World's Worst Yobs #442

Andrew Stiles

Charwoman Finds $200 Million in Loose Change in Oval Office

 Couch, Will Donate It to Ukrainian Defense Forces

World’s Biggest Buc-ee’s Convenience Store Will Cover 

the Entire State of Tennessee

Shroud Boys

Warm Scuzzies #1,119

Matthew Smith

How Biden Causes Inflation

Homer Goes on Epic Rant, Calls It the Iliad

One Damn Memoir After Another

“It’s impossible to keep him focused on any topic, 

other than his own self-aggrandizement, 

for more than a few minutes.”

Where do you stand on this question of planetary importance?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #952

Roger Marshall

The Secret Life of Hamsters

A Replicant Is Like Any Other Machine

For some reason, something didn't seem quite right on

KLM Day.

What has two butts and kills people?

Robo-Conundrum, 

Master of

Aggressive Non-Interventionism

 and

Belligerent Neutrality

Don't Look Up

Is this what they call 'Aspirational Patriotism'?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #129

Jeff Stein

Vaccine Mandates Violate Demonstator's Sovereign 

Right to Die

Size Matters

“He says DeSantis has no personal charisma

 and has a dull personality.”

Little Known Alternative Fact #11

Anti-Flappers were very popular in 

the Jazz Age.

Warm Scuzzies #1,118

Donald Hazard

Warm Scuzzies #1,117

Lucas Denney

Not Much Wiggle Room As Putin and Biden

Debate the Future of Ukraine