President Congratulates White House Chef for

Converting More Rice Than Uncle Ben

Caught between the Rock of Ehud and the Hard Place

of Mahmoud, the President was threatening to jump.

Vice President Sticks Fork in Himself,

Declares "I'm Done!"

Did you know the world's 'Most Beautiful Man' and

Senator Mitch McConnell are both from Kentucky,

the Ironic State?

Utterly Pointless Photograph of

Representative John Mica's Rug

Icelandic Snowblower Says He's Not a

Big Fan of Björk or Sigur Rós

"I really hate to tell you this, but the bars are over here."

Fearguth Reflecting on the Pros and Cons of Mañana-Blogging