Monday, December 31, 2012

If milk goes over the cliff, will cookies follow?
Although David Rivera (R-FL) went down to defeat in 
the November elections, it's never too late in Fearguth's
 world to celebrate the political demise of one of the
most corrupt of Marco Rubio's BFF's.
Dana Loesch is a:
(1) “Nationally Recognized 
Conservative Talk Radio Host”
(2) “Speaker for the Tea Party 
Movement”
(3) "CNN Contributor"
(4) "Indentured Servant in Limbo”
(5) "Disgrace to the Female Gender"
(6) All of the Above.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Dick Armey Diagnosed with a Terminal Case of
Moral Mange

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Ann Hathaway 'Goes Gaunt' in Les Miz
Vladimir Putin Prepares for Another 
Adoption-Banning Sortie
James Lileks Sez:   “If we can put a man
 on the moon, we can put 50 million 
Democrats up there as well!"  
[At a conservative estimate of $20 
million a head, this would only cost 
$1 quadrillion.]
Remember when P. J. O'Rourke was a 'Republican
Party Reptile'?  Well, now he's just another old Croc.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Founder and CEO of Knobby Lobby
Opposes Birth Control, Intends to 
Defy ObamaCare Mandate
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #451
Ron Dermer
Sign of the Times #37
Said the beauty with bad teeth: "Is that a periodontal
 probe in your pocket, doctor, or are you just happy 
to see me?"
"Hey, honey, take a look at this!  It's a map
showing all the people with gun permits in
our county.  I'm feeling safer already."
Oxymorons for Our Time #143
Economic Science
Viking Warship Cloned from Rosskilde's 
Thousand-Year-Old DNA
Warm Scuzzies #355
Iowa Department of Transportation
Three New Jersey Police Officers Shot Inside Police 
Station; Officials Puzzled Why the LaPierre Rule 
('The Only Thing That Stops a Bad Guy with a 
Gun Is a Good Guy with a Gun') Didn't Work

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #354
Dr. James Knight
"Professor Reynolds, should I start a petition calling for
the deportation of Charles Pierce because he called you
 'Jubilation T. Cornpone'?"
China's Growth Destroyed 80% of Its Coral Reefs 
and Blessed America with China Direct

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Teleologist Trying to Decide Whether God or the 
 Republican Party Foreordained the 'Fiscal Cliff'
Fearguth's Rules of Order #54
Don't assume just because a frog can
 play the banjo that it can sing.
"OK, I admit it:  I exaggerated a bit when I
claimed I was a 'One-Man Orchestra'.
Man Raises Ante in Cat Blogging Competition
with Kevin Drum
Generally speaking, talking to yourself is not considered
 a sign of insanity, unless you happen to do it this way.
Manohar Aich Sez:  "Look, when you're 100 years old
like me, you're damn lucky if you can still raise your
 arms above your waist, much less do a Charles Atlas 
impression!"
Man Celebrates Learning That 'Qantas' Was 
Originally an Acronym for 'Queensland
 and Northern Territory Aerial Services'
Indian Slingshotter Enjoying the Thrill of 
Centrifugal Force
Flag Desecration #62
Greedheads Galore #31
Ken Langone
"Hey, Ahmad, wake up!  I have a question for you:
are the camels crossing over the road, or is the road 
crossing under the camels?"
If you wish to learn how to clean the beak of  a
fighting partridge, go to Afghanistan.
Inside the Israel Lobby
If you ask Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) to
list her achievements in the U. S. Senate over the past
 20 years, she is likely to dismiss your query as just
another 'gotcha question'. 
"Awww, Mom, do we have to take the
Christmas tree down already?"
If you're shot, what kills you---the bullet, 
the propellant, the primer, the cartridge, 
the barrel, the hammer, the trigger, the 
finger, the hand, the arm, the torso, the 
head, the brain, or Marshall Dillon?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #450
Oliver Hudson
Twitter Feed
You can't buy Green Day's latest album at Walmart,

but you can buy a semiautomatic battle rifle, like the
ones used to kill 20 children in Connecticut and two
firemen in New York. 
Weakened Tea Party Switches Gears, Goes into Reverse

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #449
Susan Shannon
Warm Scuzzies #353
Armslist
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #16
American Freedom Defense Initiative
As you may know, in the new and 
improved version of 'Twas the Night
Before Christmas', Santa Claus no
longer smokes a pipe.  As a result, he
has lost a great deal of weight.  This
paradoxical after-effect makes one
wonder if it was tobacco he had
been putting into his pipe and
smoking for all these years.
A Fire Truck for the NRA Age
There were two things in life William
Spengler really loved:  his Bushmaster 
.223 and killing people.
Illustration from The Jesus Christ Guide to
Master Marketing
The Universal Monsters Holy Family, Featuring 
the Infant Mike Huckabee as Baby Jesus
"From here, it looks like his Hyperdrive Motivator
has failed."

Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas, Everybody!