After retiring from the Senate, Dr. Bill Frist says he will open a new YouTube-based, remote-diagnosis practice. All his patients will need to do is upload a video and send him $125 via major credit card or PayPal. He says his diagnoses will be emailed promptly withinfive
"There are two kinds of terrorism in the US," said Lurita Alexis Doan, head of the General Services Administration. "The external kind and, internally, the Inspectors-General have terrorized the Regional Administrators by exposing fraud, abuse, and waste in the awarding of government contracts. It's my job to stop these internal terrorists before they can strike again!"
A milestone has been reached in the Iraq War: President Bush has shed his first tear. Observers say the landmark event occurred when Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki postponed their scheduled meeting in Jordan. "It's the first time I've been stood up on a date," the President said, wiping his eye.