Coming Soon to a Threatre Near You #198

Cutlery Salesman!

In an unguarded moment at the Trump rally in Dallas, 

Robert Jeffress revealed his inner despondency.

Rats!  Foiled Again!

Future Bricklayers of America Lay It On Thick 

at White House Halloween Party

"Power Of Water, Power Of Light, Powers Unite!  

It's Morphin' Time!"

Return with Us Now to Those Thrilling Days

 of Yesteryear

"In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day 

living, one thing stands out as a completely unique 

experience: Cult 45 Malt Liquor."

The Three Spooges: Gohmert, Jordan, and Gaetz

Godzilla and Mothra Reminisce on the Way to Work

The last person to get this close to Don Young

eventually succumbed to the Laughing Disease.

"It's OK to take your Halloween costume off now, Stephanie."

"What Halloween costume?"

Why is Charles Kupperman not smiling?

"I wanted to be closer to Marco Rubio," Trump says.

Ben Carson Announces Trump Administration's

New 'We Dismember Ugly Houses' Campaign

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #197

The Strangler

Somebody must have put candy corn in Trump's 

trick-or-treat bag.

On Halloween, it's fun to play Where's Rudy?.

Louie Gohmert is such a show-off.

New Photomicrographic Evidence Adduced for the

 Punctuated Equilibrium Theory of the Evolution of 

Boxing

Devin's Lullaby

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #196

King of the World's Big Adventure

Like Halloween But Much Scarier

Starrs and Barrs

Famous Last Words

Trump Awards Medal of Honor to Rin Tin Tin

Batman, Zorro, and Gumby Walk Into the Mos Eisley Cantina

Trump Demonstrating His Bilateral Fapping Technique

Trump Aides Don't Just Drink the Trump-Aid

Biden Inadvertently Avoids

Food Poisoning

"Cease Goring My Ox!" Exclaimed the

Prince of Ox-Gorers

Lock Him Up? Critics Say Frank Luntz Should

 Be ‘Held Accountable’ For Being Frank Luntz

Adventures in Aestheticism #222

Warm Scuzzies #897

Ted Yoho

Maybe the name should be changed to Farcebook.

Q:  Is Trump aggravated, angered, enraged, exasperated, 

hacked, inflamed, infuriated, irritated, maddened, provoked, 

and riled?

A:  Yes.  Next question.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #782

Alex Mooney

Is it a coincidence that African-Americans and

Hispanic-Americans together constitute 59% of the

 population of the city Trump viciously trashes?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #195

Trump and the Dead End Kids 

at the Big Game

Good Riddance to Austere Religious Scholar!

Trump Does Stand-Up

Uno Pro Oleum,

Oleum Pro Uno

“'It feels like a horror movie', said one veteran Republican 

senator, who spoke on the condition of anonymity."

Flag Desecration #117

Dank Memes #10

I Can Haz Cthulhu

Adventures in Aestheticism #221

Thomas Edison Shows How to Defend Trump

Godzilla Berates Tokyo Residents for 

Dying Like Cowards

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to Miss First Halloween

in 48 Years

Luckily for Pat Cipollone and Mick Mulvaney, the

Thought Police had the day off.

Russian Handler Rains on Trump's Parade