Widetrack Trumpnik Sez:  “Jesus Christ would have to 

come down and tell me that Biden won before I would ever 

believe it.”

'Kentucky Derby winner Poodle Spirit faces 

disqualification after second failed drug test'

"It's Caturday, Earthlings!"

Recently-Declassified Photograph #54

Trump's Intelligence Test

Trump Kicks Off His Revenge Tour

Suddenly, Kyrsten Sinema started doing the Frug.

I Can't Believe It's Not Stonehenge

Dog Comes in Peace on Fido Friday

In-Home Rubbish Dumping Is Contraindicated

Fear and Loathing at Fox News

Little Known Fact #75

Thomas Kinkade was a big Godzilla fan.

Watch Him Wield Political Power!  Listen to Him Roar!

Graduate student says he did all his research for his Ph.D. 

dissertation on Critical Race Theory by watching Fox News.

Fox News:  Your Source for

Critical Race Theory

It is not true that one of the requirements for 

becoming a Canadian is the ability to smoke 

three joints at one time.

If you're in the market for a $1,295 parka, 

you need to know that next year, Canada 

Goose Parkas will be 100% fur-free.

If you discriminate against the ugly, you're a

Lookist.  If you discriminate against a

columnist, are you a Brooksist?

General Milley Doing His Jack Nicholson

Impression Doing His Colonel Nathan

R. Jessep Impression

"Par-TAY!"

Biden Endorses Senate's Bipartisan Merrymakers Agreement

Now Trending on Twitter

Critical Race Theory and the Theory of Evolution 

Merge to Form Most Godawful Theory Ever

Lady Justice Gets the Last Laugh

Pearson Sharp Sez:  “So far, there have been numerous 

indications that foreign governments, including China and 

Pakistan, meddled in our election to install Joe Biden as 

president.  Any Americans involved in these efforts ... is 

guilty of treason under US code 2381, which carries 

with the penalty of death."

Mazie Hirono Sez:  “I would request that Senator Cruz not 

misstate what I’m saying.  And you know what? All this

 mansplaining — please stop. Thank you.”

He had just heard that Mike Pompeo and other GOP hopefuls 

were heading to New York to meet with donors for the 2024 

elections, which are three years from now.

An annual Critical Rectal Theory (CRT) examination

 is essential to ideological health and political

regularity.

Raccoon Levitates Cat Just for the Hell of It

Using a decoy in hunting the duck-billed platypus 

is the most traditional platypus hunting method.

To understand higher-order concepts, like Critical

Race Theory, it helps if we visualize them.

Borderline Personality Disorder

Time to dust off all those old Teabaggery jokes!

And is learning the Dewey Decimal System.

Grin and Bear It

Paul Nicholas Miller, better known by his online alias 

Gypsy Crusader, is an American far-right political 

commentator, streamer, white supremacist, 

and Joker impersonator.

No, it's not a movie about offshore drilling or deep-drop 

fishing. It's Patrick Byrne's latest foray into the 

conspiracy-ridden world of the 2020 election.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #896

Roger R. Richards

"To coin a phrase, I have not yet begun to give up

the ship!" he said defiantly.

Remember when Trump looked like one

of the footmen from Downton Abbey?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #145

George Zuzukin

Sometimes vending machines make you

reflect on your life.

There are so many mass shootings these days, 

news outlets are now reporting them in batches 

to save time.

The truth can now be told.  On January 6, a typical group 

of tourists showed up for a peaceful protest which then 

morphed into a leftist antifa mob, orchestrated by the FBI, 

that stormed Capitol Hill, chanting, "Tuck Fucker!"

About 3 million people each night watch Tucker Carlson's 

show on Fox News.  Supposing these 3 million viewers are 

Americans, this would mean about 1% of America's population 

of  328 million watches Tucker on any given night.   Pretty

underwhelming, isn't it?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #126

Daniel Hannan

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #218

Attack of the Critical Race Theory

Let us all now stand as Governor Abbott leads us in singing

'The Battle Hymn of the Republic of Texas'.

Blessed Are the Flexible

Support Group for Victims of 

Paronomasia

With all of the confusion occasioned by the COVID-19 

pandemic, you may have missed this.