A recent poll shows that nearly a third of white evangelical 

Christian Republicans — 31 percent — believe in the

 accuracy of the QAnon claim that “Donald Trump 

has been secretly fighting a group of child sex traffickers 

that include prominent Democrats and Hollywood elites."

The Eighth Plague (Revised Version)

Frank Bruni Getting in Shape for His Date

with Ted Cruz

'Biden, deeply Catholic president, finds himself 

at odds with The Bishop'

Ralph Norman Sez:  “How many holidays do we want? 

What’s the magic number? This would put it to 11. 

Do we want 20? Are we going to do one for the Native 

American Indians? I mean where does it stop? This was 

such an easy no vote.” [Would Ralph be in favor of

Flag Desecration Day?]

According to Tucker Carlson, "CNN is an arm of the

Woke National Security State," and it's coming to 

take him away (HA! HA!).

Trump's Son-in-Law Looks Back

on His Swamp-Draining Years

On Fido Friday, we remember the presidential

pet Trump never owned.

Who needs Russian propaganda when you

have Christina Bobb and ORN?

Just as the colonists disguised themselves as Indians for the 

Boston Tea Party, FBI agents disguised themselves as 

Trumpniks for the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

Are Trump Voters Crypto-Putinites?

Remember when the Domino's Theory was used to justify

American involvement in both the Korean War and

the Vietnam War?

Does your Passion Gum lose its flavor on the 

bedpost overnight?

Classic Humor Gets a Modern Makeover

A Peek Inside the Tucker Carlson 

Alternative Reality Generator

The Republicans have tried to kill Obamacare more times than

 campers have tried to drown Jason in Crystal Lake.

It's Still the Same Old Story

As Time Goes By

Essential Reading for Americans Traveling

in the United Kingdom

Downward Mobility

AKA 'Densa'

Warm Scuzzies #1,049

Andrew Clyde

Warm Scuzzies #1,048

Matthew Ward

Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes Sez:  "It's all about

guns and steaks, man, guns and steaks!"

Observers say Popeye's Emotional Support Chicken

is what made the Biden-Putin Summit such

an amicable and constructive affair.

Waiting for Bullwinkle

From the Chronicle of the Great Cola War

Now that it has been banned, Critical Race Theory will 

likely be more popular than marijuana in Texas.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Requiring 

Public Schools to Set Aside at Least One Minute of Silence 

for Children to Meditate or Pray to Busy God

Last Arizona-Style Audit of 2020 Election Results Completed

The Latest From Emily Post

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is 

purely coincidental.

If men who masturbate have Hairy Palms,

do women who masturbate have Hairy Nails?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #894

Jay DeLancy

Ideal for the Obsequies of Enemies of the State

Fake Image of Fake Tickets to Trump’s ‘2nd Inauguration’ 

Circulate on Social Media

Like Fast Eddie, Jared believes "a 25% slice of 

something is better than a 100% slice of nothing."

Critical Race Theory Now Scarier Than the Theory of Evolution 

or the Slanting Planet Hypothesis

Dream Job

Critical Shit-Face Theory

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Richard 'Bozo' Barnett

Wants to Sell You a Classic Car

Smug Pugs Mugshot Mug

June 14, 1946: a Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #893

Anna Paulina Luna

U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez Sez:

“Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle 

is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and 

homeland defense equipment.”

Accordionist Known Locally as 

'The Chicken Punisher'

Mitch McConnell is the revenge Kentucky

takes on the other 49 states for not being

as finger-lickin' retro as Kentucky.

Sheriff Says Teen Got Lost

Searching for Hidden Valley

It's always Talk Like a Philosophical 

Muffler Man Pirate Day.

Free whatever body part you wish this summer. 

The mole rat look is back!

Corey Lewandowski Sez:  “Lots of candidates pretend to 

have the support of President Trump. Most are full of shit. 

You will know when President Trump endorses someone."