"Preparation H!  I NEED Preparation H!"

When Louie Gohmert starts calling John McCain an

Al-Qaida supporter, you know it's Shark Week

in the Republican Party.

If you need to hire a political operative 

who knows what to do with a stripper's

'hot breasts', Rick Shaftan is your man.

Only thirty truckers rode for the Constitution in the

District of Columbia today.  Ten thousand were supposed

to, so 9,970 didn't show up.  Apparently, the weed of tea-

baggery is now bearing little fruit.

Third party?  Get outta here!  We already have

two parties too many!

The federal government may still be shut down, but Kimmel

and Kanye are friends again.  First things first!

'Finally, Washington Sees a Way Out'

Can you imagine how much worse off the world would be

today had George Will never existed?

When you look at John Boehner, don't you long for the days 

when America's greatest enemy was a Russian despot and

 not a Republican politician from Ohio?

Male Marsupial Has Mixed Feelings about Someday

Mating Himself to Death

Warm Scuzzies #431

Mick Mulvaney

The latest polls show that 28% of Americans

approve of the GOP and 22% of Americans

approve of the Tea Parties.   Nonetheless,

these unpopular minorities have shut down

the government of the United States of 

America.  Not even the Confederacy

succeeded in doing that.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #32

Dick Costolo

Oxymorons for Our Time #159

Managed Catastrophe

Recently-Declassified Photograph #35

Dick Cheney Demonstrating the Technique for

Waterboarding Fish

30,000-Year-Old Smutty Cave Art in Brazil Throws 

Wrench in Theory Humans Invented Pornography 

12,000 Years Ago

The Supreme Court has rejected Hoochie Cuccinelli's attempt

 to revive Virginia's Anti-Sodomy Law.  Well, there's 

still Virginia's Anti-Gomorrahy Law.

"Who's that?"

"Ken Cuccinelli."

"What's he doing?"

"Running away from a photo op

with Ted Cruz."

Like Justice Scalia, Duck Commander

Phil Robertson is upset by the

coarseness of manners in modern

society, especially by the ubiquity

of the F-word in movies and on

television.

Nation Unstunned to Learn Justice Scalia Big Fan of

Duck Dynasty

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #142

How Free Syrian Rebels Stay in Shape

What House Republicans Are Drinking During the

Government Shutdown

The Unexpurgated Bible #93

Then Jesus told his Tea Party disciples, “If any man 

would come after me, let him deny himself and take 

up his Cruz and follow me."

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