Saturday, May 18, 2019

Oxymorons for Our Time #200
Consensual Rape
Lord Nigel Sausagefingers, Charlatan of Twitter Dressage
Take a Powder
The Dark Side of the Space Force
In utero, life is priceless. Ex utero, life is Walmart-priced.
Big Pharma Chippy

Friday, May 17, 2019

World's Most Expensive Rabbit Joke

Thursday, May 16, 2019

In military terms, Ted Cruz is what is called
a 'target-rich environment'.

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Clinton's Socks Purred.
Trump's Socks Make You Snerd.
Adventures in Aestheticism #183
Talibaptists, like Ted Cruz, are bad, but the
Talibaptists in Talibama are worse.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'
Targeting Trump's Most Sensitive Organ:
His Wallet
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #766
Mark Dankof
Trump Offers Viktor Orbán a Party-Size Bag of Gummy Dicks
Agent in the Southern Baptist Deep State Denies
She Is Out to Get Jerry Falwell, Jr.
Rupert Murdoch, Hate-for-Profit Racketeer
Whiteworld #78
Yes, Viktor Orbán has done a tremendous job as
an Anti-Semite, White Nationalist, and Authoritarian.
Lying for Trump Is Hard Work
The Day Ronald Reagan Met the Maître D’ 
from the Brown Derby
[h/t Roy Edroso]

Monday, May 13, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #182
Until Americans start dying in their fields and homes 
from the trade war with China, Tom Cotton won't 
break a sweat expressing concern for their sacrifices.
Warm Scuzzies #868
Brian Kolfage
Carry On, Carrion!
Post-Trump USA
If she were a bottle of wine, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
would be Ripple.
If you meet this empty suit, it will introduce itself as
'Peter Schweizer'.

Sunday, May 12, 2019

As Marx said, "History repeats itself:  first
as tragedy, then as farce."
Researchers believe a cure for cancer will be found
before a vaccine for stupidity can be developed.
When asked how much Pete Buttigieg weighs, Alfred E.
Neuman replied, "About 65 kilowhatmeworries.  A
lightweight, in other words."