Oxymorons for Our Time #200

Consensual Rape

Lord Nigel Sausagefingers, Charlatan of Twitter Dressage

Take a Powder

The Dark Side of the Space Force

In utero, life is priceless. Ex utero, life is Walmart-priced.

Big Pharma Chippy

World's Most Expensive Rabbit Joke

In military terms, Ted Cruz is what is called

a 'target-rich environment'.

Clinton's Socks Purred.

Trump's Socks Make You Snerd.

Adventures in Aestheticism #183

Talibaptists, like Ted Cruz, are bad, but the

Talibaptists in Talibama are worse.

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'

Targeting Trump's Most Sensitive Organ:

His Wallet

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #766

Mark Dankof

Trump Offers Viktor Orbán a Party-Size Bag of Gummy Dicks

Agent in the Southern Baptist Deep State Denies

She Is Out to Get Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Rupert Murdoch, Hate-for-Profit Racketeer

Whiteworld #78

Yes, Viktor Orbán has done a tremendous job as

an Anti-Semite, White Nationalist, and Authoritarian.

Lying for Trump Is Hard Work

The Day Ronald Reagan Met the Maître D’ 

from the Brown Derby

[h/t Roy Edroso]

Adventures in Aestheticism #182

Until Americans start dying in their fields and homes 

from the trade war with China, Tom Cotton won't 

break a sweat expressing concern for their sacrifices.

Warm Scuzzies #868

Brian Kolfage

Carry On, Carrion!

Post-Trump USA

If she were a bottle of wine, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

would be Ripple.

If you meet this empty suit, it will introduce itself as

'Peter Schweizer'.

As Marx said, "History repeats itself:  first

as tragedy, then as farce."

Researchers believe a cure for cancer will be found

before a vaccine for stupidity can be developed.

When asked how much Pete Buttigieg weighs, Alfred E.

Neuman replied, "About 65 kilowhatmeworries.  A

lightweight, in other words."