Every time somebody gets gay married, Emperor Nero

feeds Rod Dreher to the lions.

World's Worst Yobs #333

Jon Gabriel

Shannon Dildine, Leader of South Carolina Boxer 

Rebellion, Sacked

“One would think that Fearguth's logic is freedom-destroying 

argle-bargle. No man should see how laws or sausages are made.”

Fat Tony Goes to Panda Express

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #631

Judie Brown

Plum Zany

Clarence Thomas isn't just an Oreo; he's a 

Double Stuf Oreo.

Wasted Away Again in Scaliaville

Ann Coulter claims she has discovered an ancient mind

 over matter technique that will keep her from getting old 

and irrelevant. 

"Even as a child, I knew inwardly that I was 

really Dick Van Patten, not Todd Starnes."

"Have you ever considered, Ms. Palin, being a spokesperson

 for Fantasy Condoms?"

Feel the Pain!

Scientists Can Finally Tell Paul LePage's

 Head From His Butt

Whether you like your Paul LePage whole or sliced,

it's the same old baloney.

"RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!"

"Absurd! 

Unnatural! 

Applesauce! 

Somersaults! 

Jiggery-Pokery! 

SCOTUScare! 

Bow-Wow! 

Woof-Woof!"

It's about time for the House of Representatives to pass 

its 55th 'Repeal Obamacare' bill, don't you think?

Mystery Justice Joins Minority in Burwell Decision

Bobby Jindal's Presidential Campaign Logo

When the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 in favor of 

Obamacare, the Republicans wept and gnashed 

their teeth.

Senator Cruz Held Hostage, Day 7

"You Can't Pay Ransom!" Giuliani Says

World's Worst Yobs #332

Scott McKay

Remember when the dog ate your homework?  Well, today, 

we learned it wasn't your dog; it was Ann Coulter.

"That guy in the White House now, he's a great talker. 

We've had enough of talkers. It's time for a doo-dooer!"

Warm Scuzzies #568

Andy Puzder

If nothing else, Bill Kristol wants the Confederate flag to

keep flying because it gives him pleasure to be reminded

of the war that took more American lives than all of its

other wars combined.

Fox Dumps Sarah Palin

Evolution of the Flag of the

Confederate States of America

Mollie Hemingway Admiring a

Tolerant Federalist Gentleman

Senator Cruz Flunks Background Check

Roach Motel

Take Down the Flag!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #65

Earl Holt

Like Zelig, Bobby Jindal is a human

chameleon.

"Chuck, your face is beginning to turn orange, 

just like Boehner's and Trump's."

"Strewth!"

The holes in these designer jeans probably 

cost more than any new pair of jeans 

which may be hanging in your

 closet right now.

If you imported Israel and squeezed it in between Alabama 

and Mississippi, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

"Mr. Rogers, would you tell us again 

how long you've been affiliated with

 the Kouncil of Konservative Kitizens?"

The Deadliest Creatures

(Based on Human Deaths in the US per Year)

1. Human Beings: 15,000

2. Bees, Hornets, and Wasps: 58

3. Mammals like Horses, Pigs, and Deer: 52

4. Dogs: 28

5. Cows: 20

6. Ants and Other Bugs: 9

7. Spiders: 7

8. Poisonous Snakes and Lizards: 6

9. Sharks: 1

10. Alligators: 1

11. Bears: 1

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #64

Judy Mozes

Kurtis Cook, Kook

Senator Graham Comes Out of the 

NeoConfederate Closet

Trump Piñata Big Hit in Mexico

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

"I can see you like persimmons, too!"

Dylann Roof says his gun jokes are funnier than

 Ted Cruz's.