Saturday, December 13, 2014

"Do you know what?  I'm happy!"
Salvador Dali says it's surreally the Tenth Day of
 "I find it easier to carry my urogenital prosthesis on my back."
There are Pet Peeves and then there are
Peeved Pets.
John Travolta got a make-under on the Ninth Day of
Allen West Named CEO of National Center for
Plagiarism Analysis

Friday, December 12, 2014

After Abu Ghraib, they called this the 'Cheney Knot'.
"But, James Mitchell is a doctor!"
"So was Joseph Mengele."
Rude Rhymes #84

Antic Urn

Tom Coburn
Good news for Ann Coulter!
Pope Francis says dogs will
go to Heaven.
World's Worst Yobs #319
Ken Dilanian
Eric Bolling was amused when Jesse Watters, his Fox 
News colleague, said, "So we roughed up a few of them. 
So we humiliated a few terrorists. No one cares." 
[For someone suffering from Grinning Skull Syndrome,
Eric doesn't look half bad.]
Michael Hayden is beginning to look a bit dessicated.  
Do you suppose rectal rehydration might help?
The Politico Illustrated #37
'Romney unimpressed with emerging GOP field'
"Stand back, oink oink, stand back!"

Thursday, December 11, 2014

"Sure, I ripped his flesh, but he deserved
it and it saved lives," said the weasel on 
the Eighth Day of Zappadan.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #55
Wendy Campbell and Duncan Campbell
Veronica Dunnachie, Local Ammosexual and 'Open 
Carry Texas' Activist, Charged with Murdering
 Her Husband and Step-Daughter
ISIS Deploys Decapitation Drones That Don't
Humanely Atomize the Enemy, Just Cruelly 
Beheads Them
If you looked like John Brennan, you would defend
torture, too.
Bob Kerrey's Face Commits Fallacy of 
Argumentum Ad Misericordiam

Dick Cheney Sez:  "Don't just beat terrorists.  
Eat terrorists!"
Kentucky Ark Encounters Anti-Diluvial Shoal
In the background, Bosch.  In the foreground, more bosh.
Rick Perry Sez:  "Running for the Presidency is not 
an IQ test."
[The Benham brothers obviously agree.]
Warm Scuzzies #518
Douglas Jehl
"Scare quotes are just a CIA gang sign, and, no, they don't 
frighten me."
Jason Chaffetz Sez:  “I have the greatest respect and 
admiration for Congressman Issa, but I don’t intend 
to be Darrell Issa-like.”
[That's like saying, "I have the greatest respect and
admiration for Christ, but I don't intend to be Christ-like."]
'Dick' Cheney Dismisses Senate 'Torture' Report
as 'Load of Crap'

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Newt Gingrich was really miffed when he wasn't 
invited to the Seventh Day of Zappadan.
Careful, you wascals!  When he gets vewy, vewy angwy, 
Elmer Fudd sometimes does cwazy things.
"Oh, yeah, everything in the 'torture' report actually 
happened, but it wasn't torture and the end justifies 
the means because it worked."
David Koch Sez:  "Slavery was an important economic and 
social institution in the United States in the 19th century 
and, if I had my way, would still be today."
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #15
A Low-Colonic Gitmoizer
Warm Scuzzies #517
Lou Anna Simon
Christopher Lee Keeps His Christmas Metal Streak Intact 
with a New Song, 'Xmasstein Must Be Destroyed!'
Sign of the Times #61
Senate Attempts to Discourage
 CIA's Use of Enhanced
Irrigation Techniques
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #63
Benjamin Edelman

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Andrea Tantaros Sez:  "We are noisome!"
[Awesomely so!]
"Professor Gruber, are you stupid?"
"Congressman Issa, are you a car thief?"
Dubya sure looks old and pitiful these days.  The least he
could do is trim the hair out of his ears.  That alone would
make him look ten days younger.
Why is it that a man who punched a Monet gets five
years in prison and Dick Cheney is still a free man?
If the FBI charges against Gary Southern stick, he should be 
required to drink a bottle of 4-Methylcyclohexanemethanol,
the poisonous chemical his now-bankrupt company, the
aptly-named Freedom Industries, dumped into the Elk
River, contaminating the water supply for 300,000 
West Virginians.
In a show of solidarity with the CIA, Andrea Tantaros
has officially changed her name to 'Torturo'.
Janitor Mopping Up Blood on the Floor of
CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia
Senator McCain's Left Cross Pulverizes Senator Rubio