Trump Triggers Trigger

Like London and Baltimore, the District of Columbia has

its own fatberg.

Andre Bauer Sez:  "Unlike those Puerto Ricans,

I'm not lazy."

First came Hurricane Maria. Then came Trump the

Blowhard to knock down what was left standing.

Pass the Popcorn

Tom Price Just Moments Before He Was Devoured by an

Angry Bird

"Did you know, Uncle Buck, that Puerto Rico is an island 

surrounded by water? Big water. Ocean water."

Trump promised to drain the swamp. Instead, with spendthrifts 

in his administration, like Price and Zinke, Trump is swamping

the drain.

Too much sex will kill you, as Hugh Hefner's death 

at 91 shows.

Ron and Hope Carpenter Want You to 'Feel the Redemption!'

Putin Pal, Russian Citizen, and Part-Time Bond

Villain Slams 'Disgusting' NFL Protesters

The Eternal Sunshine of Voodoo Economics

"Has anybody seen my marbles?"

"To experience the full spectrum of voter behavior, I 

sometimes register as a woman."

Will tax cuts turbocharge the economy?  Ask Kansas.

Trump's Hand Puppet Reveals the Truth about

Puerto Rico

Trump Shoves Luther Strange Down Twitter Memory Hole

Trump Demonstrates Loyalty by Deleting Tweets Backing

 Luther 'The Loser' Strange

Roy Moore's firearm is so small one suspects he's a

short-fingered vulgarian like Donald Trump.

Hannity to Resurrect O'Reilly from the Dead on Live TV

Senate GOP Leadership Haunted by Ghost of Cassidy Past

Adventures in Aestheticism #2

Interior Secretary Stinky Zinke says 30 percent of his 

crew is not loyal to the flag.

Roy Moore Thrills Alabama Crowd with His 

Deputy Dawg Impression

"I'm not always grim."

Warm Scuzzies #745

Jane Whaley

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #114

Paul Smith

There's a big difference between being 'Stoned' and being

'Roger Stoned'.

Stinky Zinke Sez: "Fracking is proof that God's got a good 

sense of humor and he loves us."

Take a Knee for American Royalty

Warm Scuzzies #744

Palmetto Restaurant & Ale House

You can't put your hand over your heart if you don't have one. 

Heart, that is.

Adventures in Aestheticism #1

Bill Cassidy is not much of a Senator, but he really knows

 how to do the Hokey Pokey.

Flopalong Cassidy

Whereas it's doubtful Nero fiddled while Rome burned, there's 

no doubt Trump twittered while Puerto Rico drowned.

Their Options Were On the Table

Trumpcare is like Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th 

film series: you think he's dead, but he keeps coming back.

Rumor has it that Kim Jong-Un likes the 'Rocket's Red Glare, 

Bombs Bursting in Air' part of our National Anthem.

Mothers, Don't Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be

Judge Jeanines

"Switching from 'Top Stories' to 'Most Recent' on Facebook 

has changed my life."

Jared Kushner Pouting After Learning His Use of a Private

Email Server Has Destroyed His Chance to Be President

Alligator Baits the Trap for Trump

Trump obviously believes he's the CEO of USA, Inc. 

He can't even conceive what POTUS is.

Calling All Phrenologists!

Trump Takes a Knee

'Taking a Knee' began as a protest against Police Brutality. 

Now it's a protest against Trump Brutality.

Does Trump have any idea how popular Elton Jong is

in North Korea?

Would someone please tell Steve Mnuchin he should

prophesy and speak in tongues on his own time?