The family had been told there were four things they

could do with dear old Dad: bury him, burn him, dump

him, or have him for dessert.

American Empire #51

Books? Nobody reads them! Libraries?

Can't afford them!

In order to help offset the effects of

same-sex marriages, Newt Gingrich

has had three opposite-sex marriages.

If you're hetero, he urges you to do

the same.

World's Worst Yobs #178

Ray Griggs

Have you heard the new C&W record just dropped by

Rush Limbaugh and the High Colonic Irrigators?

It was a dark and, well, now that you

mention it, not all that stormy knight.

"I can still clench my fists. Not everybody who

was on Noah's Ark can say that!"

If you really must take a peek inside the Wingnut

Mind, go ahead and click the image.

National Plastic Explosive Association Speaks Out

Against Plastic-Explosive-Control Legislation

"It'll take a while to perform the

many twists and turns involved in the

medical procedure we doctors jokingly

refer to as a 'Palinoscopy'. So you may

as well relax, lie back, and enjoy it."

Pent-a-Mosque or Mosque-a-Gon?

Real America Wants to Know!

"I'm almost 79 years old, Mr. President, and I have to

tell you that we oldtimers in Wyoming think that

Fancy Feast doesn't taste half bad."

"You are too close to the multimillionaire.

Please step away!"

He had something important to say, but his mother

had taught him to never talk with his mouth full.

Whistleblower Says NSF Has Failed to Crack Down on

Employees Caught Accessing Scary Pictures of Chuck

Grassley on Their Work Computers

U. S. Navy to Counter Threat of China's Dong Feng 21D

(Shown Here) with the Ron Jeremy 9.75" Hedgehog

"Judge Walker struck down Prop 8 because he's gay,

and I'm saying this because I'm an old bigot."

CeCe Heil, a 'Mama Grizzly' Endorsed by Sarah

Palin, Gets Euthanized in Tennessee Republican

Congressional Primary

Wingnuttia's Ultimate Boogerman:

Islamocommunism

World's Worst Yobs #177

Gerard V. Bradley

Wamp Wimps, Will Secede from Tennessee

and Travel the World

"Whaddya mean telling that kid,

'Please Don't Feed the Animals'?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #195

Kevin Pezzi

As triple digit heat continues to spread

across the country, remember: it's only

a hoax perpetrated by Al Gore.

World's Worst Yobs #176

Ken Blackwell

"Well, Eric, Louie Gohmert's not just a theory."

"In every state of the union from California to Maine

to Georgia, where the people have had a chance to vote

they've affirmed that marriage is the union of one man

and one woman at a time."

Maggot Gallagher

Peter Hoekstra---Tea Party Caucuser and

Lapdancer-Free Member of the House of

Representatives---Goes Down to Defeat in

Michigan's Republican Gubernatorial Primary

Activist Judge in Rubber Suit Stomps Prop 8

When Teabagger Earth entered our Solar System,

our last line of defense against this alien intruder

was a little Tibetan boy. But he seemed less than

enthusiastic to come to our rescue.

Graffito Left Behind by the Self-Murderer Who Was

Fired by Donald Trump on The Apprentice

Beercrafter Creates World's First 200

Proof Brew, Calls It 'Everbeer'

Wolf Blitzer Goes Green with Margaret Carlson

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #59

Libertarian Republican

What a shock it was when the detainees in Gitmo

appeared at the front of the line for the Rapture.

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Stephen Colbert Criticizes Laura Ingraham for

Using 'Hackneyed' Racial Stereotypes; "You're

About as Original as Shark Week," He Says

Oxymorons for Our Time #53

Informed Debate

Todd Tiahrt Hitches Wagon to Sarah Palin's

Falling Star, Crashes and Burns in Kansas

Republican Senatorial Primary

Sarah and Bristol to Launch New Social

Media Service to Be Called 'Quitter'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #194

Dan Maes

In case you're wondering, Donald Douglas is

the boob--albeit fake--in Gemma Atkinson's

right cup.

"One down," the urinal tester mused,

"three to go."

". . .that among these are Life, Liberty, and Coal Guns."

Meg Whitman Raises Her eBay Bid for the

California Governorship to $99.7 Million;

Reserve Price Still Not Met

Kyl, Alexander, Ensign, and McConnell:

The Four Horsemen of the GOPocalypse

"All this talk about me being extinct is

making me feel morose and insecure."

Unlike so many puppies of his generation,

his bite was much worse than his bark.

"The snake likes to crawl up my nose, down my

throat, and out of my mouth as much as

I like to read Sarah Palin's Facebook posts.

Next question?"