for years and has five kids to prove it.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Labels:
Alaskan Independence Party,
Sarah Palin,
Secession,
Todd Palin
Cosell. But then he remembered that his co-host on Monday
Night Football had been dead since 1995, the same year he
had been cast in the starring role of the infamous 'Trial of
the Century'.
Labels:
Crime,
Howard Cosell,
Murder,
O. J. Simpson,
TV Shows
found O. J. guilty on twelve counts of armed robbery
and kidnapping.
Labels:
Bodybuilding,
Crime,
O. J. Simpson
Friday, October 03, 2008
Labels:
Presidential Race,
Sarah Palin,
Shoes
bigger than Senator Biden's? And, doggone it, how do you
like the way my winks are making American males sit up a
little straighter on the couch? And what about my smile?
Isn't it sparkling and mesmerizing? Can't you just see little
starbursts coming through your TV screen and ricocheting
around the room right now? Debates are so awesome,
aren't they?"
Labels:
Debates,
Flags,
Joe Biden,
Rich Lowry,
Sarah Palin,
Steve Doocy
is it for you, Senator Biden? Start with you, governor."
Sarah Palin: "'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
Gwen Ifill: "Thank you, Governor Palin. Senator Biden?
Labels:
Debates,
Poetry,
Sarah Palin,
Vice President
bags of chips. Write a balanced McCain piece and you get
one. Write an anti-McCain piece and we throw you out of
the plane at 30,000 feet."
Labels:
Joe Lieberman,
John McCain,
Media,
Randy Scheunemann
reaction to the vice-presidential debate was 'Sarah Rocks!'
Labels:
Debates,
Michelle Malkin,
Orangutans,
Sarah Palin
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Labels:
Impersonation,
John McCain,
Voters
pork inserted into a piece of tough meat to make it more
tender, easier to chew, and less difficult to swallow. That's
what the Senate leadership used to get the financial rescue
package passed 74-25.
Labels:
Earmarks,
Government Bailouts,
Pork
the winner, hands down. Nobody represents that Welfare
State better than he does. Nobody.
Labels:
Alaska,
Popularity,
Senate,
Ted Stevens,
Welfare
tonight, the most important thing to remember is this:
Snoring Kills!
Labels:
Debates,
Snoring,
Vice President
Labels:
Conservatism,
Sarah Palin,
Shoes,
Theresa May
Labels:
Credit,
Depression,
George Walker Bush,
Recession
dollars last year. That's five times the median household
income of the 7,000 residents of Wasilla. Sarah Sixpack
and her husband live in a custom-built, half-million-dollar
house, worth three times the average value of the other
houses in Wasilla. That's not PBR in Sarah's sixpack.
That's Stella Artois.
Labels:
Beer,
Sarah Palin,
Todd Palin,
Wealth
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
she doesn't want to answer in the vice presidential debate,
Sarah Palin will pull out her flute and play a few measures
from 'The Homecoming', the number she performed at the
Miss Alaska talent competition in 1984.
Labels:
Debates,
Music,
Sarah Palin,
Vice President
you remember the day when you chose to be a heterosexual?
And what arguments on that day did you find the most
persuasive in making your decision?"
Labels:
Gender,
Heterosexuality,
Sarah Palin,
Sex
Labels:
Death,
Jesus,
John McCain,
Resurrection
health insurance, John McCain replied, "I've never been
an astronaut but I know the challenges of space." And
then he lifted off.
Labels:
Astronauts,
Health Insurance,
John McCain
Labels:
Cartoons,
Homestar Runner,
John McCain
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
let us never forget the Seven Stages of Grief: (1) Egg,
(2) Duckling, (3) Daffy Duck, (4) Lame Duck, (5) Dead
Duck, (6) Duck Soup, and (7) George Bush."
Labels:
Ducks,
George Walker Bush,
Grief
Residents Blame Walt Disney, Norman Rockwell,
President Eisenhower
Labels:
Cliches,
Dwight Eisenhower,
Economy,
Norman Rockwell,
Walt Disney
leader before me. The time has come to say these things. First,
George Bush is a political eunuch. Second, I quit!”
Labels:
Ehud Olmert,
George Walker Bush,
Israel
Labels:
Depression,
Diseases,
George Walker Bush,
Recession
Labels:
Alcohol,
Debates,
Drinking,
Joe Biden,
Sarah Palin
is Roe v. Wade. One might think she would also know Bush v.
Gore, the decision that got us into the mess she's now
promising to rescue us from.
promising to rescue us from.
Labels:
Abortion,
Sarah Palin,
Supreme Court
has copped a plea. In exchange for pleading guilty
to one charge of wire fraud, 27 other counts against
him were dropped. As an avid poker player, Dusty
always knew when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
Labels:
Brent Wilkes,
Bribery,
CIA,
Dusty Foggo,
Songs
Monday, September 29, 2008
Dow Loses 777 Points After Vote;
Loss Hailed by Matt Drudge as the Luckiest
Stock Market Plunge Ever;
Karl Rove Does the Numerology, Predicts
Republican Landslide in November
Labels:
Government Bailouts,
Karl Rove,
Matt Drudge,
Stock Market
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