Saturday is, of course, Caturday, and if you think

Catzilla looks big now, just wait until she grows up.

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Cleveland Meredith Pleads

Guilty to 'Just Having Fun', Faces Up to Five Years

Behind Bars

Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro:  Far-Right, 

Neo-Fascist, and Exclusively Macho

Warm Scuzzies #1,077

Janine Hoskovec

If you know your Calvinism, you know that God 

predestined, or rigged, everything since before 

the beginning of time.  Is Trump a Calvinist?

'Greg Abbott has a button on his desk to eliminate 

all rape in Texas.'

Greg, the Rapist Hunter

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 

and mollusks."

The Great Pigeon Roost Massacre of 2021

Which of the Twin Towers of Heavyweight Boxing

fall first?

Juice on the Loose

Jason Alexander Makes Surprise Appearance at

Texas Governor's Signing Ceremony

Ravishing a Universe for Love

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #914

Kimberlyn Schwartz

What would real sexual liberation of the Red Orange People

 look like?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #221

MechaRoadrunner Vs. The Wall

Warm Scuzzies #1,076

Joshua Parent

In another 20 years, Lindsey Graham

will be a sprightly 86.

When he heard the words, 'Bret Baier', he immediately

thought, 'Tailpipe Emissions'.

Mistaken Identity

The Inflatable Rubber Pan was designed to fry only one

 egg at a time.

As Ted Cruz has learned, you haven't really lived until you

 have been 'ratioed' on Twitter.

What he carried in his Chicken Purse was Top Secret.

Was there any way out of his predicament?

"Put on your hi-heel sneakers

Lord, we goin' out tonight."

Only Steve lived to tell the story of Chapter 1.

The Feeling Is Mutual, Sister

Until you've been booed in Whitefish, Montana,

you really don't know what humiliation means.

Some theories are more fattening than others.

Albrecht Ritschl (1822-1889) claimed he

was carrying on the work of Luther and

Schleiermacher.

Beer for the Futile Life

Blowing smoke up the ass was once a 'sincerely held belief' 

and was thought to be particularly useful in reviving 

drowning victims.

What Jim Acosta said is somewhat ambiguous.  Is Tucker

a human 'manure spreader' or a 'human manure' spreader?

Either way, what Jim said is true.