Mike Reynolds Sez:  "It is not our job to see that 

anyone gets an education."

[One is made to wonder what the job of an Oklahoma

state legislator really is.]

Whoever coined the phrase, 'Mystery Meat', must've

had IKEA in mind at the time.

KFC Might Ditch Chicken Bones Entirely, Boneless 

Chicken Ranchers Said to Be Thrilled by the News

World's Worst Yoobs #132

Kidist Paulos Asrat

Good Guy with a Gun Resting While Waiting to 

Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #164

Tabitha Hale, Dan Riehl, and

Melissa Clouthier

"My father hit me with a belt.  In fact, more 

than a belt.  And I turned out OK."

New Poll Shows 4% of American People Believe Lizard

 People Secretly Control the Vatican

"THE WUSSIFICATION OF 

AMERICAN MEN MUST

BE STOPPED!!!!"

In view of the fact that North Carolina is the Jesse Helms-

John Edwards State, what denomination do you suppose

 would be the best choice to become its Established Church?

Governor Bobby Jindal is 5 percentage points less

popular than President Obama in Louisiana.  How

do you say that in Gatorspeak?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #485

Dudley Brown

Warm Scuzzies #380

Malcolm Smith

The citizens of Nelson, Georgia, now have the right to

be forced to own guns.  To be forced to buy health

insurance is tyranny, but to be forced to buy a

gun is freedom.

Old Men with Guns #9

Jeong Soo Paek

Supercat, the Only Thing Mighty Mouse Feared

Sue Everhart Sez:  “Lord, I’m going to get in trouble 

over this, but it is not natural for two women or two 

men to be married.  If it was natural, they would 

have the equipment to have a sexual relationship.”

[Equipment?  Sounds like something that comes

 in a box and is battery-powered.]

Stephen Baldwin Goes Galt, Then Admits

He Owes $300,000 in Back Taxes

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you're aboard the 666 

Express, headed straight to Hell. Our estimated ETA is 

11:00 a.m.  So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride."

If ever there was an irrefutable argument against the 

Theory of Intelligent Design, it would be 

Evan Spencer Ebel.

When it became apparent to the opponents of abortion

that 'Transvaginal Probe' had a negative connotation,

they started calling it a 'BugZooka'.

"God, I hope my disguise as a Bulgarian

folklore performer doesn't make people

think I'm just a white miner in blackface!"

It was inevitable that Face-Swap Double-Penetration 

Marriage would be the next national controversy.

If ExxonMobil has invaded Arkansas, can TransCanada

be far behind?

"Tallulah Bankhead?  Sorry, never heard of her."

Busload of Gandhi Impersonators Stopped Trying to 

Illegally Cross the U. S./Mexico Border at Nogales,

Arizona; Senator McCain Exclaims, "This Incident

 Is Another Reminder That Threats to Our Border 

Security Are Real!" 

Jesus Still Sad After Being Upstaged by

Cesar Chavez on Easter Sunday

If Chris Cillizza really HATES April Fools' Day, one 

can only imagine how much he loathed having to cover

the 2012 Republican presidential primaries for the

Washington Post.

It must be April Fools' Day.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #484

Sue Everhart

American Schutzstaffel #20

World's Worst Yobs #282

Brett Joshpe

Did you catch The Daily Caller's Old-School Playboy

Dust Bunnies pictorial?

World's Worst Yobs #281

Ed Driscoll

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #19

Dave Agema

What Happened When Bugs Bunny Confused an 

Easter Egg with Marvin the Martian's Illudium 

Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Lindsey Graham Celebrating the Second Coming of

Immigration Reform

Dubstep Easter Bunnies Waiting for the Drop

The Unexpurgated Bible #87

Now when he was risen early the first day of the week, 

Cesar Chavez first appeared as a Google Doodle.