The Dimming
Saturday, May 09, 2015
Jeb Bush Sez: “If you want to know who I listen to for
advice on the best fart jokes, it’s my brother George."
Labels:
Farts,
George Walker Bush,
Jeb Bush,
Jokes
Labels:
Draw Pamela Geller,
Pamela Geller
Friday, May 08, 2015
Labels:
Closets,
David Koch,
Puppets,
Scott Walker
The ideal Hell for Geraldo Rivera would be sexting with
Pamela Geller while fornicating with her to all eternity.
Labels:
Fornication,
Geraldo Rivera,
Hell,
Pamela Geller,
Sex
Some Texas residents had begun to believe that Greg
Abbott was using the Jade Helm 15 story as a smoke-
screen behind which he was secretly preparing for
the Invasion of the Neptune Men.
Labels:
Conspiracy Theories,
Governors,
Greg Abbott,
Jade Helm 15,
Movies,
Texas
Labels:
Iowa,
Steve Deace,
Talk Radio,
World's Worst Yobs
Labels:
Automobiles,
Dogs,
Tucker Carlson
Labels:
Art,
Draw Pamela Geller,
Pamela Geller
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Labels:
Automobiles,
Credit Cards,
Gambling,
Pentagon,
Prostitution
According to those in the know, there used to be 26
Signs of the End Time. Pat Robertson wearing
makeup is now number 27.
Labels:
Eschatology,
Makeup,
Pat Robertson
If 96% of America's millionaires don't think they're 'rich',
then the word has been emptied of meaning and should be
terminated.
Labels:
Millionaires,
Rich,
Wealth,
Words
Rich Lowry Says Pamela Geller Doesn't Send Little
Starbursts Through His TV Screen and Wants Her
to Shut Up
Labels:
National Review,
Pamela Geller,
Rich Lowry,
Sarah Palin
Labels:
Anjem Choudary,
Christianity,
Islam,
Judaism,
Pamela Geller,
Radicals,
Sean Hannity
Labels:
Art,
Contests,
Draw Pamela Geller,
Pamela Geller
Labels:
Art,
Contests,
Draw Pamela Geller,
Greek Mythology,
Pamela Geller
Labels:
Balls,
Castration,
Joni Ernst,
Police
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
Labels:
Conspiracy Theories,
Jade Helm 15,
Ted Cruz,
Tunnels,
Wal-Mart
Labels:
Gay Rights,
Gays,
Republican Party,
Rick Miller,
State Legislatures,
Texas
Labels:
Colorado,
Confederacy,
Guns,
Schools
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
Labels:
Conspiracy Theories,
GOP,
Jade Helm 15,
Louie Gohmert,
Texas,
Tunnels,
Wal-Mart
Labels:
Diseases,
Drinking,
Justin Timberlake
Fearguth's Rules of Order #61
When playing Dodgeball with a Giant Panda, it is
customary to take a bamboo break every 15 minutes.
Labels:
Bamboo,
Fearguth's Rules of Order,
Games,
Pandas
Asked why he decided to run for president in 2016,
Huckabee replied, "All the factors said 'No', but
my hat said 'Go'."
Labels:
Clowns,
GOP,
Hats,
Mike Huckabee,
Presidential Race
Labels:
Baptism,
Baptists,
Mike Huckabee,
Preachers,
Presidential Race
Labels:
Clowns,
GOP,
Mike Huckabee,
Presidential Race
City of Los Angeles Sues Wastewater Wells Fargo for
Polluting the Banking System and Fracking Customers
Labels:
Banks,
California,
Fracking,
Wells
Labels:
Drinking,
Holidays,
Kirby Kelley
Labels:
Ants,
Conspiracy Theories,
Jade Helm 15,
Texas,
Tunnels,
Wal-Mart
Labels:
Dick Cheney,
Heredity,
Lips,
Liz Cheney,
Mouths
President Obama is conspiring with Walmart to dupe Texans
into believing the Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy Theory which is a
Red Herring intended to mislead Texans into believing that
Ted Cruz is part of a False Flag Operation designed to mask
the Invasion of the Mincemeat Pie People.
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Conspiracy Theories,
Jade Helm 15,
Pies,
Texas,
Wal-Mart
Monday, May 04, 2015
Chuck Norris Sez: "I trusted the government and I'm still
older than dirt. Moral: don't trust the government!"
Labels:
Aged,
Chuck Norris,
Conspiracy Theories,
Government,
Jade Helm 15
"I told Governor Abbott that when you order the takeover
of Texas, he would be forced to listen to Ted Cruz read,
in his whiny little voice, Green Eggs and Ham for 21
hours straight. You should've heard him begging for
mercy!"
Labels:
Ashton Carter,
Barack Obama,
Books,
Defense Department,
Dr. Seuss,
Greg Abbott,
Jade Helm 15,
Ted Cruz
Labels:
Conspiracy Theories,
Governors,
Greg Abbott,
Jade Helm 15,
Paranoia
Labels:
Fists,
Hummingbirds,
Mike Huckabee,
Presidential Race
"Good evening, friends of the Dinner Sanctum. This is
Raymond, your host. I'm glad you came tonight, because
our guests insisted on having each other for dinner."
Labels:
Cannibalism,
David Brooks,
Food,
Horror,
Paul Krugman,
Radio Shows
Labels:
Alamo,
Conspiracy Theories,
History,
Jade Helm 15,
Texas,
U. S. Military
Labels:
Horror,
Movies,
Optimists,
Pessimists,
Peter Lorre
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